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Why do u take your wife 2 night clubs only?Laloo-By the time she gets ready no othr place is open
  
Jan, 17 2012     97 chars (1 sms)     882 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Hus: Do you know
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Young Son: Is it
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Mr. Verma got the
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Q: What did the
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