Why do u take

Why do u take
Why do u take your wife 2 night clubs only?Laloo-By the time she gets ready no othr place is open
  

Jan, 17 2012     97 chars (1 sms)     1481 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Teacher:Draw A Diagram Of Bacteria Pappu:Here It Is Sir Teacher:Where? u Haven't Drawn Anything Pappu:Sir,Cn u See Bacteria Withot Microscop
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Q. What do men and beer bottles have in common? A. They are both empty from the neck up.
Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire? Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.
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Why do elephants never forget? Because nobody ever tells them anything
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Son: Mummy, dad is very honest... Mummy: How can u say that..? Son: Simple... He closes one eye whenever he sees any lady passing by...!