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Why do u take your wife 2 night clubs only?Laloo-By the time she gets ready no othr place is open
  
Jan, 17 2012     97 chars (1 sms)     1293 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Frnd1: u have
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A pregnant lady
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Hello My son
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Height of technical
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A Gujju boy fillin
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teachewat is the
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Dad: if u Pass i
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Man receives telegram:
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