Why do u take

Why do u take
Why do u take your wife 2 night clubs only?Laloo-By the time she gets ready no othr place is open
  

Jan, 17 2012     97 chars (1 sms)     2184 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Boy- From the day I m ur friend, I m not able to eat, drink or smoke.Girl- how sweet, so u r madly in LOVE with me..!Boy- SHUT UP..!!, U made my pocket empty.
Teen boy:Dad I want to be like Ghandhiji Dad:Good why not..!Boy:Thanx Dad so lets start with marriage as Gandhiji were married at age of 14
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
Pappu: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Jeeto: Well, you have done the right thing. Pappu: But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap
Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence? Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole
Q:Define a true music lover? Ans: a girl is singing in bathroom while taking bath & a boy near the keyhole is using his ears & not his eyes.
What do u call if Bill Gate's mothr gets bored.?BEAT THISAny guess?MOTHERBOARD!Gud nite
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes
Dad:Why aren't you doing well in history?Pappu:Because the Teacher keeps on asking things that happened before my birth
A father to his adopted son "Whats the height of laziness?" Son replied "What more than havin an adopted son.
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".
FathWhich r d 2 hardest things U learnt in College?Son: Opening Beer botles wth teeth & Lighting Cigarete wth only 1 Match Left In Heavy wind!