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Why do u take
Why do u take your wife 2 night clubs only?Laloo-By the time she gets ready no othr place is open
  

Jan, 17 2012     97 chars (1 sms)     2195 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Why do u take your wife 2 night clubs only?Laloo-By the time she gets ready no othr place is open
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