If your wife wants

If your wife wants
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
  

Jan, 17 2012     61 chars (1 sms)     1671 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt ? FATHER : No. Why do you ask that? PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then
Teacher:Draw A Diagram Of Bacteria Pappu:Here It Is Sir Teacher:Where? u Haven't Drawn Anything Pappu:Sir,Cn u See Bacteria Withot Microscop
Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"
Father: What was the hardest thing u learned at college?Son: How to open Beer bottles with teeth...!!
A father to his adopted son "Whats the height of laziness?" Son replied "What more than havin an adopted son.
Teacher: Sonu, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? Sonu: No, teacher, it's the same dog
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
Q: Why do brides wear white? A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.
Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire? Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.
santa was looking very sad."Wats d matter,Srdarji?" "I lent Rs. 5Lac to a friend for plastic surgery. Now I dnt know how he looks.."
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.