If your wife wants

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

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LAST NIGHT SHE CAME TO MY BED,LAYED ON MY BODY,TOOK LIQUID FROM MY BODY AND GOT SATISFACTION .SHE WAS A MOSQUITO

Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook..... But the law allows only one wife

TEACHER== Name four members of the cat family? STUDENTS== Daddy cat,Mummy cat and two kittens

TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.WINNIE : Me!

Why r Egyptian children always confused? Because after death their daddy becomes Mummy

Judge to accused: Have you anything to offer before I pass sentence on you?Accused: No, Your Honour. My lawyer took my last dollar.

PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt ? FATHER : No. Why do you ask that? PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then

What does Santa do after taking a xerox? He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.

A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" "No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..."

Husband:You know,our son got his brain from me...............Wife:I think he did,I still got mine with me!!!

What did one magnet say to the other? I find you very attractive.

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

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