If your wife wants

If your wife wants
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
  

Jan, 17 2012     61 chars (1 sms)     1485 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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School girl : I dont want to take SEX EDUCATION class Teacher : Why not? School girl : Someone told me FINAL EXAM would be oral!
Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
A Student goes into a library & asks for a book on suicide..! Librarian: "Get lost dude, U won't bring it back.
WIFE : " I wish I was a newspaper, so I'd be in ur hands all day." HUSBAND : " I too wish that u were a newspaper, so I could have a new one
Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock. Employee: Who's there? Boss: Not you anymore.
Wife was teaching English Grammar to her husband. Wife- 'I am Beautiful.' Which tense is this? Husband- Past Tense.-
Wife:Honey wht ru looking4? Husband:Nothing. Wife:Nothing?U've been reading our marriage certificate 4an hour?Husband:I was just luking 4d expriy date!
Teacher: Johny, how do you spell "crocodile"? Manu: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" Teacher: No, that's wrong Manu: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
Father: What was the hardest thing u learned at college?Son: How to open Beer bottles with teeth...!!
Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.