If your wife wants

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

Jan, 17 2012 61 chars (1 sms) 1415 views Jokes > English Jokes

more English Jokes SMS Messages

A Grl & a Boy were sitting alone.D Boy started touching D grl.Grl:dnt touch me,All this only aftr marriage. Boy:Ok,call me aftr marriage.

A father to his

A father to his adopted son "Whats the height of laziness?" Son replied "What more than havin an adopted son.

Question Girl :

Question Girl : Do you love me ? Boy : Yes Dear Girl : Would you die for me ? Boy : No, mine is undying love!

A lady gave an

A lady gave an advertisement in the classifieds : "Husband Wanted". Next day she received a 100 letters. They all said da same thing : "U can have mine"

What do you

What do you call a letter delivered from a chimney? A. Black mail

Husband says"When

Husband says"When Im gone you'll nevr find another man like me". Wife replied"What makes you think I'd want another man like you?!!!".

A girl phoned

A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home

Girl to her boyfriend:

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

Q. What do men

Q. What do men and beer bottles have in common? A. They are both empty from the neck up.

Hello My son

Hello My son won't come to school today,he has fever. Teacher: Oh,who's speaking? Boy: This is my father

A Student goes

A Student goes into a library & asks for a book on suicide..! Librarian: "Get lost dude, U won't bring it back.

Kid: 'Mom who

Kid: 'Mom who is God?'Mom:'God is neither male nor fmale,not child,not adult,not blak not white &he loves children'Kid:'Oh! Michael Jakson!'

Categories April Fool Festival Friendship Funny General Graphical Greeting Jokes Language Love Miss You Naughty Occassions Quotes Seasons Shayari Sorry

If your wife wants

more English Jokes SMS Messages

Search SMS Messages