If your wife wants

If your wife wants
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
  

Jan, 17 2012     61 chars (1 sms)     2326 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes
Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock. Employee: Who's there? Boss: Not you anymore.
Devdas’s matrimonial ad- Wanted wife. Age no bar! Height No bar! Luks no bar! Caste No Bar! But gal’s father shoul have his own Bar.
Man: Whisper those three words that will make me walk on air. Woman: Go hang yourself
Teacher: Sonu, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? Sonu: No, teacher, it's the same dog
Wife going to Wife returns. Husband:-where is my gift? Wife:-wait 4 9months. London. Wife:-Do u want anything from England? Husband:-ya... English girl.
Two friends, who hadn't seen each other in several years, met on the street. "Who are you working for now?" asked the first. "Same people," answered the other. "My wife and four children."
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It’s very kind of you, darling, but I don’t have any worries or troubles. Girl: Well that’s because we aren’t married yet.
Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.
TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.WINNIE : Me!
College Joke of the year:Lecture"Ur head is full of cow dung.."Student: "Oh, that's why, u eat my head everyday."-
Whats the height of hope??? A 99 year old lady going for airtel ka naya lifetime scheme.......!!