If your wife wants

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

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Teacher:Draw A Diagram Of Bacteria Pappu:Here It Is Sir Teacher:Where? u Haven't Drawn Anything Pappu:Sir,Cn u See Bacteria Withot Microscop

Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"

Father: What was the hardest thing u learned at college?Son: How to open Beer bottles with teeth...!!

A father to his adopted son "Whats the height of laziness?" Son replied "What more than havin an adopted son.

Teacher: Sonu, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? Sonu: No, teacher, it's the same dog

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

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Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire? Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.

santa was looking very sad."Wats d matter,Srdarji?" "I lent Rs. 5Lac to a friend for plastic surgery. Now I dnt know how he looks.."

Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

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