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*A young accountant stayed late at the office day after day. Finally, the boss called him in and asked for an explanation. "Well, you see sir," he stammered, "my wife works, too-- and if I get home before she does, I have to cook the dinner."
  
Jan, 17 2012     242 chars (2 sms)     1527 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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