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What does Santa do after taking a xerox? He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.

Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" jonny: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day same time."

Why do bosses prefer round table conferences? So that no1 can corner them.

Why does history keep repeating it self? Because we weren't listening the first time !

Wife:Yester-night I saw a dream that u were sending me jewellery and clothes! Husband: Yeah, I saw ur dad paying the bill !!!

Boy friend is fun & husband is gun boy friend is light of moon & husband is month of june boy friend is tooty fruity & husband is qismat phooti

TEACHER== Name four members of the cat family? STUDENTS== Daddy cat,Mummy cat and two kittens

A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" "No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..."

The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who helps the husband with the dishes..

A woman was sitting at a bar when a man approached her and said, Hi, sweetie! Want a little company? Woman: Why? Do u have one to sell???

Man: Whisper those three words that will make me walk on air. Woman: Go hang yourself

Sam to Ram:Did U kill mosquitoes?Yes.But why they still bite me at night?They must be widows of the dead ones.

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