A lady had 8 sons all named KEVIN, when asked how she differentiates while calling, she replied “by their surname”.

Q: Why do brides wear white? A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.

There are Three Scientist Come together to Make AeroPlain 1 from U.S.A. 2 from Japan & 3 from India. The American Scientist arranged for Necessary Raw Materials Then Japanis Scientis Assembeled the Plain At Last Indian Scientis paint on the plain i.e Made in India

Boy: Y did Gandhiji have no hair on his head? TeacheIts sign of inteligence Boy: Now i undrstand y girls have so long hair!...

Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"

What did one magnet say to the other? I find you very attractive.

Why dogs don't marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

Husband:You know,our son got his brain from me...............Wife:I think he did,I still got mine with me!!!

Teacher:Draw A Diagram Of Bacteria Pappu:Here It Is Sir Teacher:Where? u Haven't Drawn Anything Pappu:Sir,Cn u See Bacteria Withot Microscop

2 sardar soldiers captured a pakistani, gave him dice & said, if u get 1,2,3,4,5 V'll kill u! paki asks: 6 aya to? sardars: Then, throw again..

FathWhich r d 2 hardest things U learnt in College?Son: Opening Beer botles wth teeth & Lighting Cigarete wth only 1 Match Left In Heavy wind!

TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.WINNIE : Me!