Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".

Teacher:"Now,children,if I saw a man beating a donkey n stopped him,wht virtue wuld I be showing?" Student:"Brotherly love

Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the violin after the operation?" "yes of course...." "Great ! i never could before"

What does Santa do after taking a xerox? He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.

A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" "No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..."

Frnd1: u have married with 1 of the twin sisters, how do u recognize ur wife? Frnd2: why should I ? : )

Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don't worry it will take just five minutes. Patient: And how much will it cost? Dentist: It's Rs 1000. Patient: One thousand for just a few minutes work??? Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like

Teachefour beautiful ladies r walking on the road. Change it to Exclamatory sentence... Student: WOW!.

teachewat is the relation betn earth & moon? pappu: brother-sister. teacher:how? pappu: we cal earth dharti mata & moon as chanda mama

Why do u take your wife 2 night clubs only?Laloo-By the time she gets ready no othr place is open