Man runs home

Man runs home
Man runs home shouting pack your bags honey, i just won 10 million in lottery. wife: Do i pack for beach or Resort ? Man : Who cares? just pack and get lost.
  

Jan, 17 2012     157 chars (1 sms)     1166 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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