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Man runs home
Man runs home shouting pack your bags honey, i just won 10 million in lottery. wife: Do i pack for beach or Resort ? Man : Who cares? just pack and get lost.
  
Jan, 17 2012     157 chars (1 sms)     1151 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Movie director:in
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Teacher:"Now,
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Wife:Honey wht
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Dad:Why aren't
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Teacher: Sonu, your
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Q:Why most men
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Lady2Doc:let
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