What did Tarzan say when he heard the elephants coming? Here come the elephants!

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".

young girl praying:pls God marry me with intelligent man god replied: thats impossible, because intelligent men don't get married

What is the height of mixed emotions??? when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes

A girl comes late to class.TeacheY r u late?Girl: One boy was following me.T: So what?Girl: The boy was walking slowly.

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."

What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant

There are Three Scientist Come together to Make AeroPlain 1 from U.S.A. 2 from Japan & 3 from India. The American Scientist arranged for Necessary Raw Materials Then Japanis Scientis Assembeled the Plain At Last Indian Scientis paint on the plain i.e Made in India

Pappu: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Jeeto: Well, you have done the right thing. Pappu: But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap

Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

Boy:My Gf broke up wth me & sent me d Kissng pics of her & her new Bf Frnd: Oh.its 2 bad Boy: Ya I know..dats Y i sent those pics 2 her Dad