Why does history

Why does history
Why does history keep repeating it self? Because we weren't listening the first time !
  

Jan, 17 2012     86 chars (1 sms)     931 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination? A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything
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A Student goes into a library & asks for a book on suicide..! Librarian: "Get lost dude, U won't bring it back.
Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
DAD TO SON: When i beat u how do u controll ur anger. son: I START CLEANING TOILET DAD: how does that satisfies u? SON:i clean with ur tooth brush
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Man: Whisper those three words that will make me walk on air. Woman: Go hang yourself