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Why does history
Why does history keep repeating it self? Because we weren't listening the first time !
  
Jan, 17 2012     86 chars (1 sms)     855 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Reporter: How does
Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire? Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.
Man: Whisper those
Man: Whisper those three words that will make me walk on air. Woman: Go hang yourself
TEACHER : Now, PAPPU
TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ? PAPPU: No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook.
There was this lover
There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married - now he is going through Hell!!!
Raj: Meet my
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Girl: Will you love
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
Honey, when we
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da cocktail party
da cocktail party 1 woman said to another "Aren't u wearing ur wedding ring on da wrong finger?" The other replied "Yes, I am, I married da wrong man."
What is the next
What is the next thing a Man should do after winning an argument wit his Wife ?...........Apologise
Q: If a devil
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What do u call i
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