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Why does history
Why does history keep repeating it self? Because we weren't listening the first time !
  
Jan, 17 2012     86 chars (1 sms)     1036 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Q: What did the
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WIFE : " I wish I
WIFE : " I wish I was a newspaper, so I'd be in ur hands all day." HUSBAND : " I too wish that u were a newspaper, so I could have a new one
Lady:Is this my
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Lady sitting on
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I asked my wife,
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TEACHER : Now, Simon,
TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER : Winnie
TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.WINNIE : Me!
Can I go to
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In A Book Shop
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Customer: Waiter,
Customer: Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea up? Waiter: I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.
Husband to wife
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