Mr. Verma got the

Mr. Verma got the following letter: If u dont send Rs.2 lakhs within 3 days time, we will kidnap ur wife.To this, he sent the following reply: I m very sorry,I cant fulfill ur demand, but I m sure u ll keep up ur promise.

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Wife: u know,

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Man asks God:

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Lady:Is this my

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Teacher:I wish

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Can I go to

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Do you believe that

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