Mr. Verma got the

Mr. Verma got the following letter: If u dont send Rs.2 lakhs within 3 days time, we will kidnap ur wife.To this, he sent the following reply: I m very sorry,I cant fulfill ur demand, but I m sure u ll keep up ur promise.

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I bought my wife

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Two Cockroach were

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Mr.bean said to

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Q: If a Devil catches

Q: If a Devil catches your wife, what will you do? A: You can do nothing...if the devil has done the MISTAKE, he has to face the CONSEQUENCES!!

Young Son: Is it

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Frnd1: u have

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Elephant &Ant were

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Wats d Diff btwn own Wife

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Teacher:Draw A

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What is the height of mixed

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