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Mr. Verma got the
Mr. Verma got the following letter: If u dont send Rs.2 lakhs within 3 days time, we will kidnap ur wife.To this, he sent the following reply: I m very sorry,I cant fulfill ur demand, but I m sure u ll keep up ur promise.
  
Jan, 17 2012     221 chars (2 sms)     1084 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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What is D diff.
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Man receives telegram:
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Teacher:I wish
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T'CHER:What do
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Why does history
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Teacher : Peter,why
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Father: What was
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Tcher: 3 grls are
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