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I went to see the
I went to see the doctor who said, just be a little patient.
  
Jan, 17 2012     60 chars (1 sms)     905 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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A girl comes late
A girl comes late to class.TeacheY r u late?Girl: One boy was following me.T: So what?Girl: The boy was walking slowly.
Teache"Where is
Teache"Where is Himalaya?"Student: "Madam, I dont know."Teache"Dont know?? Stand on the desk."Student: "I still cant see.
There was this lover
There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married - now he is going through Hell!!!
Man calls mental
Man calls mental hospital & asks if there is anybody in Room 27. Lady checks & tells him that the room is empty. Man: Good,that means I have really escaped.!
Never Explain Yourself
Never Explain Yourself to Anyone Because The person Who Likes U Doesnt Need It. And The Person Who Dislikes U Wont belive it....!!
A girl phoned
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
Sam to Ram:Did
Sam to Ram:Did U kill mosquitoes?Yes.But why they still bite me at night?They must be widows of the dead ones.
Man receives telegram:
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
Lady:Is this my
Lady:Is this my train Station Master:No,it belongs to the Railway Company L:Don't try to be funny I mean to ask if I can take this train to Delhi SM:No Madam,Im afraid its too heavy
humne suna hai ishq
humne suna hai ishq mein ratoin ki neend udda jati hai plzzzzzzz koi humse bhi ishq karo hume ratoin ko neend bahut aati hai.
Wife was teaching
Wife was teaching English Grammar to her husband. Wife- 'I am Beautiful.' Which tense is this? Husband- Past Tense.-
What is the height of mixed
What is the height of mixed emotions??? when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes

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