Man-i want a divorce

Man-i want a divorce
Man-i want a divorce. My wife hasnt spoken 2 me for six months now! Judge-better think it over! Wives like that are hard 2 get!
  

Jan, 17 2012     127 chars (1 sms)     1410 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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