Height of technical

Height of technical
Height of technical thinking... A software person falling from the roof of a building and shouting F1 F1 F1 instead of help help......!!
  

Jan, 17 2012     136 chars (1 sms)     2255 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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What is the height of mixed emotions??? when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes
Teacher: Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? Manu: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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Teachefour beautiful ladies r walking on the road. Change it to Exclamatory sentence... Student: WOW!.
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