Height of technical

Height of technical
Height of technical thinking... A software person falling from the roof of a building and shouting F1 F1 F1 instead of help help......!!
  

Jan, 17 2012     136 chars (1 sms)     1787 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Wats d Diff btwn own Wife & Other's Wife..??Own Wife is CHOCLATE can have Any Time..Other's Wife is like ICECREAM should have Immediately
Wife: I hate the Beggar who came yesterday!Husband: Why??Wife: I gave him food yesterday & today He gifted me a book"How to Cook"!!
Q:There is always a sign board'DRIVE SLOWLY' near school,bt never near girls college.Why? Ans:BECAUSE HERE VEHICLES AUTOMATICALLY GET SLOW!
Why r Egyptian children always confused? Because after death their daddy becomes Mummy
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
Whats the height of hope??? A 99 year old lady going for airtel ka naya lifetime scheme.......!!
Kid: 'Mom who is God?'Mom:'God is neither male nor fmale,not child,not adult,not blak not white &he loves children'Kid:'Oh! Michael Jakson!'
Boy Asks A Girl: Can U Dance With Me. GIRL: I Dont Dance With a Child.. BOY: Sorry, I did not Know U were Pregnant.
Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.
Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Srdr : What is the Guarantee for this mirror? Shopkeeper : Put Down from 100 feet of height. The mirror will not Break for the First 99 feets. Srdr:Wow
The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who helps the husband with the dishes..