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Height of technical
Height of technical thinking... A software person falling from the roof of a building and shouting F1 F1 F1 instead of help help......!!
  
Jan, 17 2012     136 chars (1 sms)     1983 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Q: What did the
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In A Book Shop
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A Gujju boy fillin
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Boy & girl in
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A man phones a
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Husband: Today is
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Husband to wife
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Kid: 'Mom who
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Doc & engg loved
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