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Height of technical
Height of technical thinking... A software person falling from the roof of a building and shouting F1 F1 F1 instead of help help......!!
  
Jan, 17 2012     136 chars (1 sms)     2220 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Man-i want a divorce
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Q: Why do brides
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What is the height of mixed
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A father asks peon
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Hello My son
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Police to a drunkard:
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Q: If a Devil catches
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young girl praying:
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What's the quietest
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Can I go to
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Man: Whisper those
Man: Whisper those three words that will make me walk on air. Woman: Go hang yourself

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