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Height of technical
Height of technical thinking... A software person falling from the roof of a building and shouting F1 F1 F1 instead of help help......!!
  
Jan, 17 2012     136 chars (1 sms)     2099 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Men who have
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Q: Why are husbands
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Husband:You know
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A father to his
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An AMERICAN couple on
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Little Johnny: Teacher,
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when u kiss an
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Q: If a devil
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What do u call i
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Teachefour beautiful ladies
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