Height of technical

Height of technical thinking... A software person falling from the roof of a building and shouting F1 F1 F1 instead of help help......!!

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JUDGE:WHY did

JUDGE:WHY did U Shoot Ur Wife instead of shooting her LOVER?MAN:Ur Honour, it\'s Easier 2 Shoot a WOMAN once,than ----SHOOTING a Man Every Month

Teacher: Now, Johny

Teacher: Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? Manu: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

Teacher: pappu, name

Teacher: pappu, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. pappu: Me!

Honey, when we

Honey, when we get married, I'll be there to share all your troubles and sorrows." "But I don't have any, my love." "I said, when we get married"

Man: Whisper those

Man: Whisper those three words that will make me walk on air. Woman: Go hang yourself

Teachefour beautiful ladies

Teachefour beautiful ladies r walking on the road. Change it to Exclamatory sentence... Student: WOW!.

MAchine inventd 2

MAchine inventd 2 CAtch Thieves IN UK,IT C Aught 50 theives in 30 Min SPAIN:IT CAught 110 in 1hr IndiA:In 15 Min MAchine was Stolen

Every man wants

Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook..... But the law allows only one wife

A sardar on an i

A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question - Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ? Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.

Somu:2day my

Somu:2day my pocket got picked but my wif saved me raj:Did she catch d thief? Somu:No man!She often removes most of d cash frm my Pocket

Wife was teaching

Wife was teaching English Grammar to her husband. Wife- 'I am Beautiful.' Which tense is this? Husband- Past Tense.-

Girl: Will you love

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

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