Wife: Im ashamed of the way we live; papa pays the house rent, my brother sends food and clothing, aunty pays our electric and water bills and my friend Sheela buys us movie tickets.I dont like to complain but now its too much. Husband: U shud be ashamed; uve still got 1 sister and 2 brothers, who dont send us even a single penny.

“Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: “Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook..... But the law allows only one wife

Driver:is der no tree on dis road?Passengr:Sir,u r so great,I lik ur social mind.Drivr:Stupid,bus's brake has failed

There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married - now he is going through Hell!!!

Tcher: 3 grls are walking in da road. Turn the sentence in to exclamitory. studnt: WOW!

Q:Define a true music lover? Ans: a girl is singing in bathroom while taking bath & a boy near the keyhole is using his ears & not his eyes.

A father to his adopted son "Whats the height of laziness?" Son replied "What more than havin an adopted son.

Boy: I am not rich like akash, I don't even have a big car like rohit. But I really love you! Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about akash.

What did one magnet say to the other? I find you very attractive.

Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence? Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole

Lady2Doc:let my husband come inside.Doctor:Trust me,I am a Gentleman.Lady:I know,but Nurse is sitting outside &my husband is not A gentleMan