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Height of technical
Height of technical thinking... A software person falling from the roof of a building and shouting F1 F1 F1 instead of help help......!!
  
Jan, 17 2012     136 chars (1 sms)     1979 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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What's the quietest
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
Wife: Why are
Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.
History Teacher : From
History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ? Student: Sir, I am not sure but I think from page 15 to 26.
Man: Whisper those
Man: Whisper those three words that will make me walk on air. Woman: Go hang yourself
A drunk was
A drunk was hauled into court. "Mister," the judge began, "You ve been brought here for drinking." "Great," the drunk exclaimed." When do we get started?"…
Q: What did the
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Teacher:Draw A
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Never Explain Yourself
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Wife: I hate the
Wife: I hate the Beggar who came yesterday!Husband: Why??Wife: I gave him food yesterday & today He gifted me a book"How to Cook"!!
Q:Define a true
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Technical question:
Technical question: Where u can find mangoes? ...no it is nt in mango tree ..shop?no wrong.. Ans: where WOMENgoes there MANgoes
Q:There is always
Q:There is always a sign board'DRIVE SLOWLY' near school,bt never near girls college.Why? Ans:BECAUSE HERE VEHICLES AUTOMATICALLY GET SLOW!

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