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Doc & engg loved
Doc & engg loved d same girl. Engg before going out of station for a week gave 7 apples to the girl. Why? B'coz an apple a day keeps doctor away
  
Jan, 17 2012     144 chars (1 sms)     862 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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