Doc & engg loved

Doc & engg loved
Doc & engg loved d same girl. Engg before going out of station for a week gave 7 apples to the girl. Why? B'coz an apple a day keeps doctor away
  

Jan, 17 2012     144 chars (1 sms)     924 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Teen boy:Dad I want to be like Ghandhiji Dad:Good why not..!Boy:Thanx Dad so lets start with marriage as Gandhiji were married at age of 14
TeacheHow come you do not comb your hair? Boy: No comb, Sir. TeacheUse your dad's then. Boy: No hair, Sir.
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TEACHER== Name four members of the cat family? STUDENTS== Daddy cat,Mummy cat and two kittens
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Son: Mummy, dad is very honest... Mummy: How can u say that..? Son: Simple... He closes one eye whenever he sees any lady passing by...!
Hus: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It is Without Information, Fighting Everytime! WIFE: No darling, its : With Idiot For Ever
A Student goes into a library & asks for a book on suicide..! Librarian: "Get lost dude, U won't bring it back.
TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.WINNIE : Me!
Teacher: pappu, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. pappu: Me!
Q: If a Devil catches your wife, what will you do? A: You can do nothing...if the devil has done the MISTAKE, he has to face the CONSEQUENCES!!