Lady sitting on

Lady sitting on a park bench.Beggar:Hi darling.!shall v have some fun ?lady angrily:How dare U ?Beggar:Then What r U doin on my bed ?

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Rampa: what is

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Try this ,its fun

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Lady1:"What do

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Teacher:Draw A

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Mr A: my wife

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Sardar to Mali :

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Mr. Verma got the

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Two beggars met.

Two beggars met. Two software engineers met. Both asked the same question to each other. Guess What 'So? Which platform are u working on?

Judge to accused:

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teachewat is the

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Sir:Can ppl

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Men who have

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