Lady sitting on

Lady sitting on a park bench.Beggar:Hi darling.!shall v have some fun ?lady angrily:How dare U ?Beggar:Then What r U doin on my bed ?

Jan, 17 2012 133 chars (1 sms) 1196 views Jokes > English Jokes

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