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Lady sitting on
Lady sitting on a park bench.Beggar:Hi darling.!shall v have some fun ?lady angrily:How dare U ?Beggar:Then What r U doin on my bed ?
  
Jan, 17 2012     133 chars (1 sms)     1241 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Every man wants
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Teacher : Peter,why
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A new Boy joins
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Man: God, how
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Frnd1: u have
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Boy: I am not
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A pathan want 2
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What do u call i
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In A Book Shop
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