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Lady sitting on
Lady sitting on a park bench.Beggar:Hi darling.!shall v have some fun ?lady angrily:How dare U ?Beggar:Then What r U doin on my bed ?
  
Jan, 17 2012     133 chars (1 sms)     1204 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Why dogs don't
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In A Book Shop
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A teacher was
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Two Cockroach were
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What does Santa
What does Santa do after taking a xerox? He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
WIFE: What Should
WIFE: What Should I Get FOR U FROM London? HUS: A BRITISH Girl! She Left Quietly. On Her Return. HUS: My Gift? WIFE: Honey,Wait For 9Month.
Wife: Why are
Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.
Physics teachr saw
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Husband says"When
Husband says"When Im gone you'll nevr find another man like me". Wife replied"What makes you think I'd want another man like you?!!!".
Q. What do men
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The definition of
The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who helps the husband with the dishes..

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