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Doctor, doctor, will
Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the violin after the operation?" "yes of course...." "Great ! i never could before"
  
Jan, 17 2012     122 chars (1 sms)     1073 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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What is D diff.
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Teacher: "Can anybody
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Why does history
Why does history keep repeating it self? Because we weren't listening the first time !
Boy- From the
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I asked my wife,
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A woman was sitting
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When I was young
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TeacheHarbhajan is
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da cocktail party
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TEACHER : PAPPU, give
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