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Doctor, doctor, will
Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the violin after the operation?" "yes of course...." "Great ! i never could before"
  
Jan, 17 2012     122 chars (1 sms)     1098 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Q: Why do brides
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Why do elephants
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A sardar was
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Question Girl :
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Reporter: How does
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What's the quietest
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Q:Define a true
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