Police to a drunkard:

Police to a drunkard: Where are you going? Man: To listen to a lecture on the ill effects of drinking, on health. Pol: Who'll lecture at Midnite? Man:My wife,.

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Boy Asks A Girl:

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Boy:My Gf broke

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Sir:Tom,wot wud

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Man to Doc:Is

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Teacher : Peter,why

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Son: Mummy, dad

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Two flies order

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