Sir:B quiet boys

Sir:B quiet boys
Sir:B quiet boys!I hav a bad headache Sdent:Why dont u do wot mum Does whn she has a headache?Sir:Whats tht?Sdent:She sends us out to paly
  

Jan, 17 2012     138 chars (1 sms)     989 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
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Teacher:What was the first think Akbar did on ascending to the throne?Student:Well,he sat down
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Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.
Teacher: Sonu, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? Sonu: No, teacher, it's the same dog