Sir:B quiet boys

Sir:B quiet boys!I hav a bad headache Sdent:Why dont u do wot mum Does whn she has a headache?Sir:Whats tht?Sdent:She sends us out to paly

Jan, 17 2012 138 chars (1 sms) 976 views Jokes > English Jokes

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Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Boy & girl in

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A company held a

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Q: Why did the

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when u kiss an

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Tcher: 3 grls are

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Somu:2day my

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Teacher:The best

Teacher:The best way to double the money in stock market!Student:Invest 4 times the money!!---

Every man wants

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Mr A: my wife

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If your wife wants

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