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PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt ? FATHER : No. Why do you ask that? PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then
  
Jan, 17 2012     125 chars (1 sms)     1389 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Height of technical thinking... A software person falling from the roof of a building and shouting F1 F1 F1 instead of help help......!!
Q:Define a true
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What does Santa
What does Santa do after taking a xerox? He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
Movie director:in
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Little Johnny: Teacher,
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Author: "I'm convinced
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Teacher : Peter,why
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What did Tarzan say
What did Tarzan say when he heard the elephants coming? Here come the elephants!
What did one magnet
What did one magnet say to the other? I find you very attractive.
Wats d Diff btwn own Wife
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TEACHER : Now, Simon,
TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
Wife: Darling today
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