PAPPU : Daddy,

PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt ? FATHER : No. Why do you ask that? PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then

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Husband:You know

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Why dogs don't

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Teacher: pappu, name

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What do u call i

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LAST NIGHT SHE

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Driver:is der no

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Q: What did the

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Mr A: my wife

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