PAPPU : Daddy,

PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt ? FATHER : No. Why do you ask that? PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then

Jan, 17 2012 125 chars (1 sms) 1625 views Jokes > English Jokes

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