PAPPU : Daddy,

PAPPU : Daddy,
PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt ? FATHER : No. Why do you ask that? PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then
  

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History TeacheFrom where to where did the mughals rule?Student: Sir, I am not sure but I think from page 15 to 26.
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Height of technical thinking... A software person falling from the roof of a building and shouting F1 F1 F1 instead of help help......!!
Somu:2day my pocket got picked but my wif saved me raj:Did she catch d thief? Somu:No man!She often removes most of d cash frm my Pocket
Teacher:What was the first think Akbar did on ascending to the throne?Student:Well,he sat down
FATHEHow r ur grades, son?SON: Under water, Dad.FATHEUnder water? What do u mean?SON: They're below C level.
Why do bosses prefer round table conferences? So that no1 can corner them.
Boy: Mummy, if I failed in this exam I'll commite suicide.Mothe'Shut up! Never say that. If U try to do so I'll just kill you..
Principal 2 students:U people must sleep atleast 7 hours a day.Students:Impossible sir!College is only for 6 hours!
Author: "I'm convinced that the publishers have a conspiracy against me." Friend: "What makes you think so?" Author: "Ten of them have refused the same story."
Kid: 'Mom who is God?'Mom:'God is neither male nor fmale,not child,not adult,not blak not white &he loves children'Kid:'Oh! Michael Jakson!'