Hello My son won't come to school today,he has fever. Teacher: Oh,who's speaking? Boy: This is my father

The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who helps the husband with the dishes..

Husband:You know,our son got his brain from me...............Wife:I think he did,I still got mine with me!!!

Wife going to Wife returns. Husband:-where is my gift? Wife:-wait 4 9months. London. Wife:-Do u want anything from England? Husband:-ya... English girl.

Stalking into a police station late one night, a man demands to speak to the burglar who broke into his home. "Sorry,that's against the rule," says the desk sergeant."You didn't get it," says the man."I need to know how he got in without waking my wife."

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".

teachewat is the relation betn earth & moon? pappu: brother-sister. teacher:how? pappu: we cal earth dharti mata & moon as chanda mama

Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook..... But the law allows only one wife

Wife:Wherever we keep d money, our son steals it.I don't know what to do about itHus: Keep it in his ENGINEERING books. He'l never touch.

A company held a contest for kids with the theme: "The nicest thing My Father Ever Did For Me." One kid answered "He married my mother."

Height of kanjoosi: A Sindhi's house has caught Fire & he is giving Missed Calls to the Fire Station..!

young girl praying:pls God marry me with intelligent man god replied: thats impossible, because intelligent men don't get married