TEACHER : What a pair

TEACHER : What a pair
TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots ! PAPPU: Yes it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair just like that at home.
  

Jan, 17 2012     179 chars (2 sms)     657 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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