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Q: Why are husbands
Q: Why are husbands like lawn mowers? A: They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time!
  
Jan, 17 2012     116 chars (1 sms)     1083 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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tom enters kitchen
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Q: If a devil
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What is the height of mixed
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A Student goes
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Husband to wife
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DAD TO SON: When
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Boy- From the
Boy- From the day I m ur friend, I m not able to eat, drink or smoke.Girl- how sweet, so u r madly in LOVE with me..!Boy- SHUT UP..!!, U made my pocket empty.
Sir:B quiet boys
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TeacheHarbhajan is
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Little Johnny: Teacher,
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Q: If a Devil catches
Q: If a Devil catches your wife, what will you do? A: You can do nothing...if the devil has done the MISTAKE, he has to face the CONSEQUENCES!!

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