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Q: Why are husbands
Q: Why are husbands like lawn mowers? A: They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time!
  
Jan, 17 2012     116 chars (1 sms)     967 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Q:There is always
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Teacher : If u have
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Wife was teaching
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What do u call i
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T'CHER:What do
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TEACHER== Name
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In A Book Shop
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