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Dentist: I have
Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don't worry it will take just five minutes. Patient: And how much will it cost? Dentist: It's Rs 1000. Patient: One thousand for just a few minutes work??? Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like
  
Jan, 17 2012     251 chars (2 sms)     1195 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Father: What was
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Q:Define a true
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Little Johnny: Teacher,
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Teacher:"Now,
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TEACHER : “George Washington
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Husband 1: Why
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Man runs home
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Dost Ko Dost
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I asked my wife,
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Q: If a devil
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1st thief:Oh !
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