Dentist: I have

Dentist: I have
Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don't worry it will take just five minutes. Patient: And how much will it cost? Dentist: It's Rs 1000. Patient: One thousand for just a few minutes work??? Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like
  

Jan, 17 2012     251 chars (2 sms)     1254 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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