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Dentist: I have
Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don't worry it will take just five minutes. Patient: And how much will it cost? Dentist: It's Rs 1000. Patient: One thousand for just a few minutes work??? Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like
  
Jan, 17 2012     251 chars (2 sms)     1061 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Husband:You know
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Q: If a devil
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DAD TO SON: When
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indian- i have
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Q:Why most men
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Question Girl :
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