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Dentist: I have
Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don't worry it will take just five minutes. Patient: And how much will it cost? Dentist: It's Rs 1000. Patient: One thousand for just a few minutes work??? Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like
  
Jan, 17 2012     251 chars (2 sms)     951 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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TeacheHow come you
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Teacher : If u have
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Two Cockroach were
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A pregnant lady
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A company held a
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Q:Define a true
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Author: "I'm convinced
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tom enters kitchen
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