Teacher: "Can anybody

Teacher: "Can anybody
Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" jonny: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day same time."
  

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Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire? Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.
Man: Whisper those three words that will make me walk on air. Woman: Go hang yourself
TEACHER== Name four members of the cat family? STUDENTS== Daddy cat,Mummy cat and two kittens
Lady:Is this my train Station Master:No,it belongs to the Railway Company L:Don't try to be funny I mean to ask if I can take this train to Delhi SM:No Madam,Im afraid its too heavy
D bos came early in d morng one day n found his manager kissing his secratry. He shouted at him,"is dis what i pay 4 u"? D manager rplid- no sir dis i do free
Teachewhich book is d most helpful book in ur life? : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : Student:My DAD'S Cheque book!
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me? Son: No.
Technical question: Where u can find mangoes? ...no it is nt in mango tree ..shop?no wrong.. Ans: where WOMENgoes there MANgoes
Q: Why do brides wear white? A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.
young girl praying:pls God marry me with intelligent man god replied: thats impossible, because intelligent men don't get married
Try this ,its fun Go to msg Select New msg activate T9 (or dictionary as in your mobile) & type these keys... 4#260#2#3665#42#42#42# try now and do re....