Why do elephants never forget? Because nobody ever tells them anything

A woman was sitting at a bar when a man approached her and said, Hi, sweetie! Want a little company? Woman: Why? Do u have one to sell???

Girl: Do U love me?Boy:'Ofcourse darling i do. Girl:Wil U luv me after marriage also? Boy:Tht depends on ur husband. If he allows Me 2 luv u.

Why do bosses prefer round table conferences? So that no1 can corner them.

Teacher: pappu, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. pappu: Me!

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".

Santa Banta find a bomb Santa and Banta find three hand grenades and decide to take them to the police station. "What if one of them explodes before we get there?" asks Banta. "Don’t worry about it," says Santa. "We’ll just lie and tell them we only found two."

Hus: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It is Without Information, Fighting Everytime! WIFE: No darling, its : With Idiot For Ever

A father to his adopted son "Whats the height of laziness?" Son replied "What more than havin an adopted son.

Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"

What is the next thing a Man should do after winning an argument wit his Wife ?...........Apologise

Husband says"When Im gone you'll nevr find another man like me". Wife replied"What makes you think I'd want another man like you?!!!".