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Teacher: "Can anybody
Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" jonny: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day same time."
  
Jan, 17 2012     128 chars (1 sms)     1059 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Q: What did the
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Wats d Diff btwn own Wife
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Height of kanjoosi:
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Teacher: Sonu, your
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tom enters kitchen
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Wife was teaching
Wife was teaching English Grammar to her husband. Wife- 'I am Beautiful.' Which tense is this? Husband- Past Tense.-
WIFE: What Should
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Husband: Today is
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Wife:Wherever we
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Why dogs don't
Why dogs don't marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
Boy friend is
Boy friend is fun & husband is gun boy friend is light of moon & husband is month of june boy friend is tooty fruity & husband is qismat phooti
A pathan want 2
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