Dost Ko Dost ka Ishara yad Reheta he Hr Dost Ko Apna Dostana Yad Reheta he Kuch pal Sachhe dost k Sath to Gujaro Wo Afsana Maut tak YaaD Reheta he

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" "No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..."

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?"

There are Three Scientist Come together to Make AeroPlain 1 from U.S.A. 2 from Japan & 3 from India. The American Scientist arranged for Necessary Raw Materials Then Japanis Scientis Assembeled the Plain At Last Indian Scientis paint on the plain i.e Made in India

What does Santa do after taking a xerox? He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.

Husband:You know,our son got his brain from me...............Wife:I think he did,I still got mine with me!!!

I went to see the doctor who said, just be a little patient.

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

An englishman, bihari & punjabi were standing on roof. They decided to throw down whatever was available in excess with them. Englishman threw pounds, Bihari threw rice & Punjabi threw the Bihari down.

A lady had 8 sons all named KEVIN, when asked how she differentiates while calling, she replied “by their surname”.

A Student goes into a library & asks for a book on suicide..! Librarian: "Get lost dude, U won't bring it back.