Teacher: "Can anybody

Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" jonny: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day same time."

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JUDGE:WHY did

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TEACHER : “George Washington

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Tcher: How Old

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Teachefour beautiful ladies

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An American couple

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Mr.bean said to

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A little kid asks

A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" "No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..."

Q. What do men

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LAST NIGHT SHE

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Man:I'm looking

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