Teacher: "Can anybody

Teacher: "Can anybody
Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" jonny: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day same time."
  

Jan, 17 2012     128 chars (1 sms)     2625 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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