A teacher was

A teacher was
A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked young Johnny, he said, "My father's dead, Miss." "Oh, I am sorry, Johnny. In that case, what did he do before he died?" "He went blue and collapsed."
  

Jan, 17 2012     219 chars (2 sms)     1073 views       Jokes > English Jokes

more English Jokes SMS Messages

Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the violin after the operation?" "yes of course...." "Great ! i never could before"
A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" "No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..."
TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots ! PAPPU: Yes it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair just like that at home.
Man calls mental hospital & asks if there is anybody in Room 27. Lady checks & tells him that the room is empty. Man: Good,that means I have really escaped.!
Boy: I am not rich like akash, I don't even have a big car like rohit. But I really love you! Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about akash.
What did Tarzan say when he heard the elephants coming? Here come the elephants!
Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."
A lady gave an advertisement in the classifieds : "Husband Wanted". Next day she received a 100 letters. They all said da same thing : "U can have mine"
Teachefour beautiful ladies r walking on the road. Change it to Exclamatory sentence... Student: WOW!.
Man Conducting Marketing Survey asked a Lady:"Which Book Has HeLped you most in your Life?"Lady:My Husband's "Cheque Book!"
Driver:is der no tree on dis road?Passengr:Sir,u r so great,I lik ur social mind.Drivr:Stupid,bus's brake has failed
Do you want to hear a dirty joke? B. Ok A. A white horse fell in the mud