A teacher was

A teacher was
A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked young Johnny, he said, "My father's dead, Miss." "Oh, I am sorry, Johnny. In that case, what did he do before he died?" "He went blue and collapsed."
  

Jan, 17 2012     219 chars (2 sms)     1118 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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