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Patient: Doctor,
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress. I keep losing my temper with people. Doctor: Tell me about your problem. Patient: I just did, you stupid bastard!
  
Jan, 17 2012     180 chars (2 sms)     827 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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