DAD TO SON: When

  1. SMS Messages
  2. Jokes
  3. English Jokes
  4. DAD TO SON: When
DAD TO SON: When
DAD TO SON: When i beat u how do u controll ur anger. son: I START CLEANING TOILET DAD: how does that satisfies u? SON:i clean with ur tooth brush
  
Jan, 17 2012     146 chars (1 sms)     1710 views       Jokes > English Jokes

more English Jokes SMS Messages

when u kiss an
when u kiss an american girl she says kiss me hard,when u kiss a british girl she say kiss me slow,but when u kiss an indian girl she says kisay nu na dasi
Somu:2day my
Somu:2day my pocket got picked but my wif saved me raj:Did she catch d thief? Somu:No man!She often removes most of d cash frm my Pocket
Wife:Wherever we
Wife:Wherever we keep d money, our son steals it.I don't know what to do about itHus: Keep it in his ENGINEERING books. He'l never touch.
Q: Why do brides
Q: Why do brides wear white? A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.
Q:There is always
Q:There is always a sign board'DRIVE SLOWLY' near school,bt never near girls college.Why? Ans:BECAUSE HERE VEHICLES AUTOMATICALLY GET SLOW!
PAPPU : Daddy,
PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt ? FATHER : No. Why do you ask that? PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then
Boy Asks A Girl:
Boy Asks A Girl: Can U Dance With Me. GIRL: I Dont Dance With a Child.. BOY: Sorry, I did not Know U were Pregnant.
Q:Define a true
Q:Define a true music lover? Ans: a girl is singing in bathroom while taking bath & a boy near the keyhole is using his ears & not his eyes.
Patient: Doctor,
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress. I keep losing my temper with people. Doctor: Tell me about your problem. Patient: I just did, you stupid bastard!
A police recruit was
A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."
Teacher:I wish
Teacher:I wish you would pay a little attention!Student:I'm paying as little as I can sir
Teacher:What was
Teacher:What was the first think Akbar did on ascending to the throne?Student:Well,he sat down

Search SMS Messages

e.g. love, birthday, anniversary
Categories April Fool Festival Friendship Funny General Graphical Greeting Jokes Language Love Miss You Naughty Occassions Quotes Seasons Shayari Sorry
lip kiss Aankhe affection akelapan arz kiya hai bachpan badnaam bahana BHABHI bharosa bhool birthday Bolo Busy Chandni chut DARU Deepak Dhadkan dhoka Dil tod diya duri Dushman fikar forget me galti Garmi God Bless you Gussa haldi Hasi hindu honeymoon Hum na rahe I hate u if I die intezar Jaan janam jarurat jeevan jhoot judaai kabil kajal Kamine kanjus khaas khamosh Khamoshi khubsurat khwahish kismat krishna ladai leave me alone life is beautiful love Maaf maut Mehndi Meri jaan Mohabbat Mubarak Mulakat Muskan Nafrat Naraz nashe nazar lag Nind PAGAL Pariwar Parwah Pooja Pyar Pyar mat karna rishta rishte rocking Rona roza sadi sagar Sawan Sukriya Tadap taj mahal tasveer Tera sath Tere bin THANDI trust me tum hi ho udas vishwas viswas wada waqt zindagi