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DAD TO SON: When
DAD TO SON: When i beat u how do u controll ur anger. son: I START CLEANING TOILET DAD: how does that satisfies u? SON:i clean with ur tooth brush
  
Jan, 17 2012     146 chars (1 sms)     828 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Teacher:I wish
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Lady:Is this my
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Wats d Diff btwn own Wife
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Teacher: Sonu, your
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Do you believe that
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young girl praying:
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Why do u take
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1st thief:Oh !
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2 sardar soldiers
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Why there are
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tom enters kitchen
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