Teacher: Johny,

Teacher: Johny, how do you spell "crocodile"? Manu: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" Teacher: No, that's wrong Manu: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!

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If your wife wants

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

Teacher: Now, Johny

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Teacher:I wish

Teacher:I wish you would pay a little attention!Student:I'm paying as little as I can sir

Why do elephants

Why do elephants never forget? Because nobody ever tells them anything

Boy friend is

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What do u call i

What do u call if Bill Gate's mothr gets bored.?BEAT THISAny guess?MOTHERBOARD!Gud nite

Thief : quickly hand

Thief : quickly hand over your purse I have a gun Lady : here take it Thief : ha! ha! no bullets in my gun. Lady : ha! ha! no money in my purse

Boy Asks A Girl:

Boy Asks A Girl: Can U Dance With Me. GIRL: I Dont Dance With a Child.. BOY: Sorry, I did not Know U were Pregnant.

Mr A: my wife

Mr A: my wife kisses me every night when I get home. Mr B: mine too, but only 2 c if I have been drinking.

Q. What do men

Q. What do men and beer bottles have in common? A. They are both empty from the neck up.

What did one magnet

What did one magnet say to the other? I find you very attractive.

I asked my wife,

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?"

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