Teacher: Johny,

Teacher: Johny,
Teacher: Johny, how do you spell "crocodile"? Manu: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" Teacher: No, that's wrong Manu: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
  

Jan, 17 2012     152 chars (1 sms)     1870 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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What is the next thing a Man should do after winning an argument wit his Wife ?...........Apologise
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A guy told his friend, “My father’s name is laughing and my mother’s name is smiling.” So the friend asks, “Is your name kidding?” The guy says, “That’s my brother’s name and I am joking.”
Why r Egyptian children always confused? Because after death their daddy becomes Mummy
Why do elephants never forget? Because nobody ever tells them anything