Boy: Mummy, if

Boy: Mummy, if
Boy: Mummy, if I failed in this exam I'll commite suicide.Mothe'Shut up! Never say that. If U try to do so I'll just kill you..
  

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What do you call a letter delivered from a chimney? A. Black mail
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Why does history keep repeating it self? Because we weren't listening the first time !
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What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant