*A young accountant stayed late at the office day after day. Finally, the boss called him in and asked for an explanation. "Well, you see sir," he stammered, "my wife works, too-- and if I get home before she does, I have to cook the dinner."

Tcher: 3 grls are walking in da road. Turn the sentence in to exclamitory. studnt: WOW!

Teacher:I wish you would pay a little attention!Student:I'm paying as little as I can sir

What did Tarzan say when he heard the elephants coming? Here come the elephants!

A father to his adopted son "Whats the height of laziness?" Son replied "What more than havin an adopted son.

DAD TO SON: When i beat u how do u controll ur anger. son: I START CLEANING TOILET DAD: how does that satisfies u? SON:i clean with ur tooth brush

Why there are always two cops in a car patrol ? A: In case the siren won't work, one of them to scream "Wouuuu-Wouuuuu" and the other - "Blue, Red, Blue, Red, Blue, Red.."

Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the violin after the operation?" "yes of course...." "Great ! i never could before"

Teacher: pappu, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. pappu: Me!

Son: Mummy, dad is very honest... Mummy: How can u say that..? Son: Simple... He closes one eye whenever he sees any lady passing by...!

Husband:You know,our son got his brain from me...............Wife:I think he did,I still got mine with me!!!

Why r Egyptian children always confused? Because after death their daddy becomes Mummy