I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor." I asked her, "Where's the car?" She replied,. In the lake."

Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook..... But the law allows only one wife

Why do bosses prefer round table conferences? So that no1 can corner them.

Why do elephants never forget? Because nobody ever tells them anything

Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me? Son: No.

TeacheHarbhajan is male or female? Student: Female. TeacheHow? Student: Just now commentator told "beautiful delivery by harbajan"

A father to his adopted son "Whats the height of laziness?" Son replied "What more than havin an adopted son.

A guy told his friend, “My father’s name is laughing and my mother’s name is smiling.” So the friend asks, “Is your name kidding?” The guy says, “That’s my brother’s name and I am joking.”

Guide: I welcome u all to the Niagra falls. These are the world s largest Waterfalls and the sound intensity of the Waterfall is so high, sound of even 20 supersonic planes passing cant be heard! Now may I request the ladies to keep quiet so that we can hear the Niagra falls??

Teacher : Peter,why are you late for school again? PeteWell, Miss,I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time

What did one magnet say to the other? I find you very attractive.

A lady had 8 sons all named KEVIN, when asked how she differentiates while calling, she replied “by their surname”.