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Boy: Mummy, if
Boy: Mummy, if I failed in this exam I'll commite suicide.Mothe'Shut up! Never say that. If U try to do so I'll just kill you..
  
Jan, 17 2012     127 chars (1 sms)     1708 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Teacher:"Now,
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Dad : Son, what
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Man receives telegram:
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Boy: Y did Gandhiji
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Teen boy:Dad I
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Question Girl :
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I bought my wife
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Every man wants
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Man-i want a divorce
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A pregnant lady
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