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Boy: Mummy, if
Boy: Mummy, if I failed in this exam I'll commite suicide.Mothe'Shut up! Never say that. If U try to do so I'll just kill you..
  
Jan, 17 2012     127 chars (1 sms)     2347 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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TEACHER : IF U HAVE 12
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History Teacher : From
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Wife: Why are
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Commerce professor
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Man Conducting Marketing
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What do you
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