When I was young

When I was young
When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness
  

Jan, 17 2012     136 chars (1 sms)     562 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness
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