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Teacher:What was the first think Akbar did on ascending to the throne?Student:Well,he sat down
  

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Boy & girl in restaurant.Boy-i love U..Girl-i dont love U..Boy-think again?Girl-i told u NOBoy-waiter,bring seperate bills.Girl-i love u too..
when u kiss an american girl she says kiss me hard,when u kiss a british girl she say kiss me slow,but when u kiss an indian girl she says kisay nu na dasi
Sir:Tom,wot wud happen if there is a3rd world war?Tom:Tht wud be terrible.Sir:Why?Tom:There wll be another chapter in our history book
Teacher: Sonu, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? Sonu: No, teacher, it's the same dog
Why dogs don't marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
Lady1:"What do u think bout husbands?" Lady2:"They r like OWLS..!" Lady1:"How?"Lady2:"They see good things in their wives only in the night.
Husband:You know,our son got his brain from me...............Wife:I think he did,I still got mine with me!!!
What does Santa do after taking a xerox? He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire? Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.
A lady had 8 sons all named KEVIN, when asked how she differentiates while calling, she replied “by their surname”.
Pappu: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Jeeto: Well, you have done the right thing. Pappu: But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap
English Teacher: Make a sentence using "Neither-Nor" Naughty boy Student: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, "NEiTHER" are they comfortable, "NOR" are we!