Lady2Doc:let

Lady2Doc:let my husband come inside.Doctor:Trust me,I am a Gentleman.Lady:I know,but Nurse is sitting outside &my husband is not A gentleMan

Jan, 17 2012 140 chars (1 sms) 1699 views Jokes > English Jokes

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Husband says"When

Husband says"When Im gone you'll nevr find another man like me". Wife replied"What makes you think I'd want another man like you?!!!".

Father: What was

Father: What was the hardest thing u learned at college?Son: How to open Beer bottles with teeth...!!

Young Son: Is it

Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa, a Man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son.

A girl phoned

A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home

Q: Why did the

Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.

Two Cockroach were

Two Cockroach were Hospitalized for Injuries... 1st asked:How come here,BAYGON..? 2nd said:No Man,PARAGON..

What does Santa

What does Santa do after taking a xerox? He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.

“Me sick, no

“Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: “Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

TEACHER : What a pair

TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots ! PAPPU: Yes it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair just like that at home.

WIFE: What Should

WIFE: What Should I Get FOR U FROM London? HUS: A BRITISH Girl! She Left Quietly. On Her Return. HUS: My Gift? WIFE: Honey,Wait For 9Month.

Teacher:I wish

Teacher:I wish you would pay a little attention!Student:I'm paying as little as I can sir

TEACHER : Winnie

TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.WINNIE : Me!

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