Lady2Doc:let

Lady2Doc:let my husband come inside.Doctor:Trust me,I am a Gentleman.Lady:I know,but Nurse is sitting outside &my husband is not A gentleMan

Jan, 17 2012 140 chars (1 sms) 1553 views Jokes > English Jokes

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Teacher:"Now,

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Doctor to lady:

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Teacher:2rrow thr

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TEACHER : What a pair

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Father: What was

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Doc & engg loved

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“Me sick, no

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Honey, when we

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First Lady-"If

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In A Book Shop

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