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Lady2Doc:let
Lady2Doc:let my husband come inside.Doctor:Trust me,I am a Gentleman.Lady:I know,but Nurse is sitting outside &my husband is not A gentleMan
  
Jan, 17 2012     140 chars (1 sms)     2299 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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A girl wearing
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A lady gave an
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Young Son: Is it
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Man runs home
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In A Book Shop
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Q: What did the
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Lady sitting on
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