Lady2Doc:let

Lady2Doc:let my husband come inside.Doctor:Trust me,I am a Gentleman.Lady:I know,but Nurse is sitting outside &my husband is not A gentleMan

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Sir:Can ppl

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Boy: I am not

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judge-what you

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I bought my wife

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