Lady2Doc:let

Lady2Doc:let my husband come inside.Doctor:Trust me,I am a Gentleman.Lady:I know,but Nurse is sitting outside &my husband is not A gentleMan

Jan, 17 2012 140 chars (1 sms) 1628 views Jokes > English Jokes

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