Santa Singh: Will this

Santa Singh: Will this
Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar? Driver: Which part? Santa Singh: All of me, of course!
  

Jan, 17 2012     104 chars (1 sms)     861 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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Sardar1- maine apni BV ko 12th pass karvaya,fir B.A fir M.A aur uski govtJob b lagva di,Ab or kya karu yar?Sardar2-acha sa ladka dekhkar shadi kar de.
INTERVIEWER: Imagine that u r in a closed room & all doors & windows r closed. How can u escape if the room caught FIRE? SARDAR: very simple. Stop imagining
Sardayaar meri biwi ghar chodkar bhag gai..Mona: tune use pyar se nahi rakha hogaSardanahi yar sagi behan se bhi badhkar rakha tha
Sardar:Will U marry,after I die Wife:No I will live with my sister Wfe:Will U marry,after I die Srdr:No I will also live with ur sister
Judge: why r u arrested? Sardar: for shopping early? Judge: well, thats not a crime, anyway how early u shopping? Sardar: before opening the shop
Sardar:That cow is lovely colour.Farmer:Yes,It's a Jersey.Sardar:Oh,i thought it was its skin!
Santa & Banta are discussing.Santa: If i drink Coffee, I can't sleep.Banta: With me its the opposite. If i sleep, i can't drink Coffee..
Banta: What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? Santa: The taste.
santa apne father k samne cigrate p raha thaLogo ne kaha k father k samne cig p rahe ho?Santa bola:Wo mera father h petrol pump nhi
Santa ko Raaste me cycle ka pedal mila. Woh use uthakar,Ghar laa kar Biwi ko bola ye sambhal ke rakhde, isme cycle dalwadenge
santa dies due to lighting and his dead body is found smiling. God asks Why? He replies, “Mainu laaga ke koi meri photo khich raha hai.”
Santa ji aapko kabhi pyar nahi hua ? santa - o yar hua tha, par wo manti nahi thi, hamesha i love U kheti thi, pata nahi ye ullu ka pattha 'U' kaun tha.