Santa had twins;

Santa had twins;
Santa had twins; he named them Tin & Martin. Again he had twins & named them Peter & Repeater. Again he had twins & named them Max & Climax. Next time he had twins, disgusted Santa named them TIRED & RETIRED
  

Jan, 17 2012     207 chars (2 sms)     861 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

more Santa Banta SMS Messages

A man:SANTA ur son diedHearing dis he jumps frm 50th floor35th floor he realizes:I dont hav a son20th:I'm not married&3rd:Shit I'm banta
Santa singh: me paida mumbai me hua magar padai chennai me ki. Banta singh: phir to school aane jaane me bahut der lagti hogi.
Hoarding on Sardar's xerox shop : "XEROX DONE IN ALL LANGUAGES"
Santa's wish: When I die, I wana die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep? Not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving..
Santa: Mom, last night when I opened the toilet door, the light went on itself. Mother: Idiot, you again peed in the refrigerator!
SANTA- I saw my wife going to movie with watchman Friend- Didn't U follow them?SANTA- No yaar, I have already seen that movie..!
Santa barme ro raha tha.Bar owner kyon ro rahe ho?santa bola oye kya karoon jis ladkika naam bhoolna chahta hu uska naam Yaad nahi raha hai
Jasmeet : "Your honor, I want to divorce my husband Santa." Judge : "But why ?" Jasmeet : "Because he is not faithful to me." Judge : "How do you know ?" Jasmeet : "My lord, not a single child resembles him."
Santa Bcom Driver of Train D 1st Train Driven by him was 8hrs late bcoz he stoped at every Fatak & ask Amritsar k lia Ahi line jati hai kya
A sardar looking at d sky asks anothr sardaIs that the sun or d moon?Othr sardar replies: Oye! No Idea. Im new to this c..
Jeeto yelled at santa: U're gonna b really sorry! I'm going to LEAVE you! Santa: Make up ur mind, which one is it gonna be!
1 sardar running with his cycle. Person:Y r u running with cycle, u can sit & ride d cycle Sardar-Arey bahut jaldi me hu baitne ki bi fursat nahi hai..