SANTA Waiting at bus stop.One gentleman came there by Bike & asked :"You want lift?" SANTA says, " No thanks, my house is in ground floor

Ek Sardar Ne god Se Pucha:Kya Mai Agle Janam Me Gadha Ban Sakta Hoon?God Ne Jawab Diya,ek Hi Facility Baar Baar Nahi Mil Sakti..

Having lost his donkey santa, got down to his knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for ?"santa replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too."

Photographer Santa was focusing on the dead body's face in a funeral function. Suddenly all the relatives started beating him - why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"

BANK MANAGER ASKS SANTA IN INTERVIEW: "WHAT IS CYCLONE?"SANTA ANSWERS: "IT IS THE LOAN GIVEN TO PURCHASE A CYCLE....!!

Before taking capsules banta cuts both ends of the capsules.Do u know why? To avoid side effects......

Santa attending a interview in a software company.Interviewer:Do u knw MS Office?SANTA:Give the address.I wll find out where it is

Santa to Banta:10 years AGO when I used to return HOME, my DOG used to GREET of by BARKING & WIFE by KISSING.now they have REVERSED their ROLES.

A drunk SARDAR fall from 3rd floor,people gathered n asked,kya hua ? He replied,pata nahi me bhi abhi niche aaya hun

Boss-Apki Shadi Ho Gai Santa-:yes,1 Ladki se Hui Hai Boss-:Shaadi to Ladki Se Hi Hoti Hai Santa-:NoMeri Behan Ki to Ladke Se Hui Hai !!

SANTA & BANTA WERE HANGING ON TREE, SUDDENLY SANTA FELL. BANTA ASKED: KU BE THAK GAYA? SANTA ANSWERED: NAHIN PAK GAYA.

Santa looking at himself in the mirror, "I have seen this man somewhere". After half an hour, "Oh, its the same man, who married my wife."