Teacher 2 santa:

Teacher 2 santa:
Teacher 2 santa: Where u were born? Santa: In Tiruvanantapuram. Teacher:tell me its Spelling ? Santa: (after thinking ) I think i was born in Goa....
  

Jan, 17 2012     149 chars (1 sms)     1286 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

more Santa Banta SMS Messages

Sardar ke dost ne 1 april ko khane pe bulaya, ghar pe TALA tha aur likha tha "bevkuf banaya" sardar ne niche likh diya "HUM AYE HI NAHI
Santa's father gave him a gun on wedding night & said: Fire in air if ur wife is virgin, shoot her if not.Santa fired in air 1st night & shot her 2nd night.
Santa gets ready, wears his tie and coat; goes out, climbs a tree and sits on the branch regularly. Banta asks why he does this. Santa: "I've been promoted as branch manager."
Santa:kal mere pitaji kuwe me gir gaye aur jor jorse chilatey rhe.Banta:ab kaise hai? Santa:Ab teek honge,kal se kuwe se koi aawaz nahi ayi.
Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya. Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi. Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi? Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi..
Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..
Santa-Tum Dusaro Se Q Kehte Ho Ki Me Murkh Hu. Banta- Maaf Krna Mujhe Nahi Pata Tha Ki Ye Baat Gupt Rkhni Hai.
Why did santa keep the door open while bathing? Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.
Santa goes to hotel & orders fried fish. Waiter : Sir, French or Spanish?? Santa : Jo marji hai le aa, Maine kaunsi baatein karni hai
Sardar mujra dekhne gaya, sari raat mujra dekha.Bai ne kaha! Sahab humne aap ko khush kiya Ab aap hume khush karo.SARDAR utha or khud nachne laga..
Santa had twins; he named them Tin & Martin. Again he had twins & named them Peter & Repeater. Again he had twins & named them Max & Climax. Next time he had twins, disgusted Santa named them TIRED & RETIRED
Teacher asked Sardar" If U dial 001 then what will happen?"Sarda"Police Jeep will come, in Reverse Gear…