The bad gardener

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The bad gardener
The bad gardener quarrels with his rake.
  
Jan, 20 2012     40 chars (1 sms)     897 views       Quotes

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The ability to laugh
The ability to laugh together is the essence of love.
Speak when you
Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
The Shortest distance
The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.
No one wouldtalk
No one wouldtalk much in society; if he knew how often he misunderstands others.
Personal appearance is
Personal appearance is looking the best you can for the money.
Artists can color
Artists can color the sky red because they know its blue.those of us who are not artists must color things the way they really are or people might think we are stupid.
Silenceis foolish if
Silenceis foolish if we are wise, but wise if we are foolish.
If your mouth
If your mouth turns into a knife, it will cut off yourlips.
I give myself,sometimes
I give myself,sometimes, admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it.
Treatpeople as if
Treatpeople as if they were, what they ought to be andyou help them become what they are capable of being.
Thegreatest lesson in
Thegreatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.
If you get to
If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence,try ordering somebody else's dog around.

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