The bad gardener

The bad gardener quarrels with his rake.

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You'vegot to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em know, when to walk away, know when to run.

I’mwilling for any solution religious, political. I’m not going to keepoffering to negotiate so much because they turn us down each time. Itindicates a weakness on our part.

Unless aman has

Unless aman has trained himself for his chance, the chance will only make him lookridiculous.

Remembernot only to

Remembernot only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficultstill, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

The desire of

The desire of appearing clever often prevents our becoming so.

I'mjust preparing

I'mjust preparing my impromptu remarks.

There are three faithful

There are three faithful friends; and old wife, an old dog and ready money.

The young man

The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions.

The comforter's

The comforter's head never aches.

Thework will teach you

Thework will teach you how to do it.

If twopeople on the same job

If twopeople on the same job agree all the time, then one is useless. If theydisagree all the time, then both are useless.

We have, I fear,

We have, I fear, confused power with greatness.

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