The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

Science has achieved more for the emancipation of masses than the wisdom of sages.

Conflictis inevitable, but combat is optional.

Power concedes nothing without a demand. It never did andit never will.

True youth is a quality which is acquired only with age.

Don'thate, it's too big a burden to bear.

One person with a belief is a social power equal to nintynine who have only interest.

Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since atleast half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it.

Thespirit indeed is willing, but the flesh is weak.

Keep things informal. Talking is the natural way to do business. Writing is greatfor keeping records and putting down details, but talk generates ideas. Greatthings come from our luncheon meetings which consist of a sandwich, a cup ofsoup, and a good idea

Truthsprings from argument amongst friends.

Compromiseis never anything but an ignoble truce between the duty of a man and theterror of a coward.