The most exquisite paradox… as soon as you give itall up, you can have it all. As long as you want power, you can't have it.The minute you don't want power, you'll have more than you ever dreamedpossible.

Personal appearance is looking the best you can for the money.

Laughter is shortest distance between two people.

There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.

The art of showmanship is to give the public what is wants just before it knows what it wants.

Youdon't have to worry about being bit if the dog doesn't have any teeth.Success has made failures of many men.

The ability to speak eloquently is not to be confused with having something tosay.

It is easier to discover deficiencies in indivuduals, states and providence than to see their real import and value.

A large ocean liner was headed across the Atlantic fromPortsmouth to New York. As it neared its destination at night, a lookout onthe wing of the bridge reported, ‘Light, bearing on the starboardbow.’‘Is it steady or moving astern?’ the captain called out

True,Heaven prohibits certain pleasures; but one can generally negotiate acompromise.

Malicedrinketh its own poison.

If twopeople on the same job agree all the time, then one is useless. If theydisagree all the time, then both are useless.