The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

A perfect method for adding drama to life is to wait until the deadline looms large.

Who digs a pit for others will fall in themselves.

Far better to think historically, to remember the lessonsof the past. Thus, far better to conceive of power as consisting in part ofthe knowledge of when not to use all the power you have. Far better to be onewho knows that if you reserve the power not to

Cheat me in the price but not in the goods i purchase.

Pleasure is by no means an infallible critical guide, but it is the least fallible.

Never play cat and mouse games if you are a mouse.

Life without the Courage is death for slavery.

A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.

Youdon't have to worry about being bit if the dog doesn't have any teeth.Success has made failures of many men.

Beon a horse when you go in search of a better one.

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.