Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

When you hear the word 'Invietable' watch out! An enemy of humanity has identified himself.

Alexander's last wrds: Bury my body, dont build any monument. Kip my hand outside,so dat d wrld knws,who won th wrld had noting in hand wen dyin.

Whenevertwo people meet there are really six people present. There is each man as he seeshimself, each man as the other sees him, and each man as he really is.

Whenyou plant lettuce, if it does not grow well, you don't blame the lettuce. Youlook for reasons it is not doing well. It may need fertilizer, or more water,or less sun. You never blame the lettuce. Yet if we have problems with ourfriends or our family,

Talk back to your internal critic. Train yourself to recognize and write downcritical thoughts as they go through your mind. Learn why these thoughts areuntrue and practice talking and writing back to them.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The surest way to remain poor is to be an honest man.

A bad word whispered will echo a hundred miles.

A clynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing

The planers do not make or mar our destiny. we are the makers of our destiny.

Within-groupconflict is always personal and emotional even if it begins with impersonalissues.