Now-a-days women don't hire domestic help-they marry it.

Modesty is the clothing of talent.

Imaginationis the eye of your soul.

Nomatter how thin you make a pancake, it always has two sides.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

Tolerance that accepts merits as the most natural thing in World is the highest applause.

A mistake in judgement isn't fatal, but too much anxiety about judgement is.

Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet.

Personal responsibility is too fiscal accountability as lovemaking is to a gynaecological examination

Humoris the affectionate communication of insight.

Girls .. . were allowed to play in the house . . . and boys were sent outdoors. . .Boys ran around in the yard with toy guns going kksshh-kksshh,fighting wars for made-up reasons and arguing about whowas dead, while girls stayed inside and played with dol

Successdepends upon previous preparation, and without such preparation there is sureto be failure.