It's the job that's never started as takes longest to finish.

A man without imagination is like a bird without wings.

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

Thetorment of human frustration, whatever its immediate cause,is the knowledge that the self is in prison, its vital force and ‘mangledmind’ leaking away in lonely, wasteful self-conflict.

Far better to think historically, to remember the lessonsof the past. Thus, far better to conceive of power as consisting in part ofthe knowledge of when not to use all the power you have. Far better to be onewho knows that if you reserve the power not to

They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel.

Speechis human, silence is divine, yet also brutish and dead; therefore we mustlearn both arts.

Hatred does not not cease by hatred; but only by rule; this is the eternal rule.

When indoubt, ask. When not in doubt, ask. If you are not in doubt, you may bekidding yourself.

Youdon't drown by falling in the water. You drown by staying there. Anonymous Agood deal is a state of mind.

The difficultpart in an argument is not to defend one's opinion, but rather to know it.