Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.

Livingwith integrity means: not settling for less than what you know you deserve inyour relationships. Asking for what you want and need from others. Speakingyour truth, even though it might create conflict or tension. Behaving in waysthat are in harmony

It is better to trust and sometimes be disappointed thanto be forever mistrusting and be right occasionally.

Concentration of wealth will never be a problem as long as we have those three great institutions for redistributing it: Taxes, wives, offspring.

There are three ways of bearing ills of life: by indifference, by philosophy, and by religion.

Politicians are like ships; noisiest when lost in a fog.

The prevalent fear of poverty among the educated classes is the worst moral disease from which our civilization suffers.

Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine.

Status symbols are medals you buy yourself

When people prophesy, they generally makes the mistake of transforming the past to future.

Weagree completely on everything, including the fact we don't see eye to eye.

When our hearts are empty, we collect things.