Nine times out of ten, we are disappointed in life because we don't ask enough of it.

Alwaysforgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.

All marriedcouples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of makinglove. Good battle is objective and honest never vicious or cruel. Good battleis healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principle of equalpartnership.

Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.

Whenevertwo people meet there are really six people present. There is each man as he seeshimself, each man as the other sees him, and each man as he really is.

Neverforget the power of silence, that massively disconcerting pause which goes onand on and may at last induce an opponent to babble and backtrack nervously.

Don'tuse a lot where a little will do.

If you ain't never pick up the sword,you ain't never have to worry about fallin' on it.

To teach isto learn twice.

Laughteris the shortest distance between two people.

It isnot necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.

Between friends there is no need of Justice.