Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

Beware,as long as you live, of judging people of appearances.

When you hear the word 'Invietable' watch out! An enemy of humanity has identified himself.

An expert is a man, who dosent has all the answers, but he is sure that if that he is given enough money he can find them.

When trumpt sound today where wood you be! if you die today your JESUS has come! how could you give account of your life if JESUS meet you in your sinful life! repent now tomorrow might too late for you!

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon.

I hold it to be a proof of great prudence for men toabstain from threats and insulting words toward an enemy, for neither ...diminishes the strength of the enemy; but the one makes him more cautious,and the other increases his hatred of you and makes him

Thereverse side also has a reverse side.

The Universe is not only queerer that we imagine, it is queered than we can imagine.

Only few men think, but all have opinions.

There is no knowledge that is not power.

Standingin the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by thetraffic from both sides.