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To teach isto learn twice.

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If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

Remember when feminisit movements were something men gathered on street corners to admire as the girls strolled by

Youdon't have to worry about being bit if the dog doesn't have any teeth.Success has made failures of many men.

Life has become a struggle between keeping your weight down and you spirits up.

Whospreads, sows; Who listens, reaps.

Mistakes are to Life what shadows are to Light.

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

Trust exists; only lies are invented.

Aquarrel is like buttermilk: once it's out of the churn, the more you shake it,the more sour it grows.

Power consists in one's capacity to link his will with thepurpose of others, to lead by reason and a gift of cooperation.

Sometimesyou have to be silent to be heard.

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