If youcan make a

If youcan make a
If youcan make a man laugh, you can make him think and make him like and believeyou.
  

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Thereis all the difference in the world between having something to say and havingto say something.
I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure yourealize that what you heard isn't what I meant.
Necessitynever made a good bargain.
Luck never mad a mad man wise
I’mwillin’ for any solution — religious, political. I’m not going to keepofferin’ to negotiate so much because they turn us down each time. Itindicates a weakness on our part.
Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.
Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.
The good rain like a bad preacher, does not know when to leave off.
Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone.
In art, as in love, instinct is enogh.
Onlywhen all contribute their firewood can they build up a strong fire.
Conduct is wise or foolish only in reference to its results.