A wide screen

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

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The surest way to remain poor is to be an honest man.

Remembernot only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficultstill, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

Don'twrestle a pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

The greatest virtue of man is perhaps curiosity.

Keep a secret; its you slave. Tell it, and it's your master.

The oldbelieve everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young knoweverything.

A slyrabbit will have three openings to its den.

By being pleasant always and smiling, it takes you nearer to God; Nearer than any prayer.

An honest man's word is as good as his bond.

An expert is a man, who dosent has all the answers, but he is sure that if that he is given enough money he can find them.

Whetherit's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.

Ifyou are leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

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