A wide screen

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

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The oldbelieve everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young knoweverything.

I know youbelieve you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realizethat what you heard isn't what I meant.

Thereis no such

Thereis no such thing as absolute value in this world. You can only estimate whata thing is worth to 'you.'

The repetition in

The repetition in nature may not be a mere recurrence. It may e a theatrical "encore"

Fools rush in where

Fools rush in where fools have been before.

The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

Talk back to your

Talk back to your internal critic. Train yourself to recognize and write downcritical thoughts as they go through your mind. Learn why these thoughts areuntrue and practice talking and writing back to them.

We own almostall our

We own almostall our knowledge not to those who have agreed but to those who havediffered.

To understand everything

To understand everything is to forgive everything.

Nothing lays itself

Nothing lays itself open to the change of exaggeration more than the language of naked truth.

Nosnowflake in an

Nosnowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.

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