A wide screen

A wide screen

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

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The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

The hearthas arguments

The hearthas arguments with which the logic of mind is not acquainted.

Nothing doth more

Nothing doth more hurt in a state that cunning men pass for wise.

A man of great common

A man of great common sense and good taste-meaning there a man without originality or moral courage.

Golf is an expensive

Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.

The real great man is the man who makes every man feel great.

The mostimportant things

The mostimportant things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them.

If Ishould ever be

If Ishould ever be captured, I want no negotiation—and if I should request anegotiation from captivity they should consider that a sign of duress.

It was impossible to

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

Man is born free,

Man is born free, and everywhere is is in chains

Every advantage has its tax

Every advantage has its tax

Like aball batted

Like aball batted back and forth, a human being is batted by two forces within.

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