A teleision set

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

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To ask advice is

To ask advice is in nine cases out of ten tout for flattery.

Gossip is that which

Gossip is that which no one claims to like-but everybody enjoys.

Eyes are more accurate

Eyes are more accurate witness than ears

We have, I fear,

We have, I fear, confused power with greatness.

If a man speaks

If a man speaks or acts with pure thought, happiness follows him like a shadow that never leaves him

Aquarrel is like buttermilk

Aquarrel is like buttermilk: once it's out of the churn, the more you shakeit, the more sour it grows.

There is something

There is something monstrous in commands couched in invented and unfamiliar language, an alien master is the worst of all. The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it.

Remembernot only to

Remembernot only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficultstill, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

Our faults irritate

Our faults irritate us most when we see them in others.

Power corrupts the

Power corrupts the few, while weakness corrputs the many.

If your mouth

If your mouth turns into a knife, it will cut off yourlips.

Ashes fly back

Ashes fly back into the face of him who throws them.

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