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A teleision set
A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.
  
Jan, 21 2012     99 chars (1 sms)     1265 views       Quotes

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Whohath not known
Whohath not known ill fortune, never knew himself, or his own virtue.
There is sweet
There is sweet joy that comes to us that comes to us after sorrow.
If youare planning
If youare planning on doing business with someone again, don't be too tough in thenegotiations. If you're going to skin a cat, don't keep it as a house cat.
Even a fish wouldn'
Even a fish wouldn't get into trouble if it kept its mouth shut.
No one lies as much as the
No one lies as much as the indignant do.
A perfect method
A perfect method for adding drama to life is to wait untilthe deadline looms large.
The good things
The good things of life are not to be had singly, but come to us with a mixture; like a school boy's holiday, with a task affixed to the tail of it.
Use softwords and hard
Use softwords and hard arguments.
Whenever I hear
Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried onhim personally.
Supicion of one's
Supicion of one's own motives is especially necessary for the philanthropist and the executive.
Greatideas often receive
Greatideas often receive violent opposition from mediocre minds.
The fire you
The fire you kindle for your enemy often burns yourself more than him.

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