A teleision set

A teleision set
A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.
  

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Standingin the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by thetraffic from both sides.
Onemight as well try to ride two horses moving in different directions, as totry to maintain in equal force two opposing or contradictory sets of desires.
The problem with communication is the illusion that is has occurred.
"Man wishes2fly like a bird,sing like cuckoo,dance like a peacock,swim like a fish,But Man dosnt wish2live like a man"
Few things are harder to pus up with than the annoyance of a good example.
By being pleasant always and smiling, it takes you nearer to God; Nearer than any prayer.
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Education is the ability to listen to almost everything without losing your temper or self-confidence.
People who fight with fire usually end up with ashes.
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