A teleision set

A teleision set

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

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The loftierthe building

The loftierthe building the deeper the foundation must be.

Men are cruel, but man is kind.

Glory is a poison

Glory is a poison that can only be taken in small doses.

Outside noisy, inside empty.

A manneed never

A manneed never revenge himself; the body of his enemy will be brought to his owndoor.

Parents these days

Parents these days scarcely bring up children; they finance them.

Thego-between wears

Thego-between wears out a thousand sandals.

Nothing so wonderfully

Nothing so wonderfully concentrates the mind as theprospect of a hanging.

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want totest a man's character, give him power.

Nature arms each

Nature arms each man with some faculty which enables himto do easily some feat impossible to any other.

Our patience will

Our patience will achieve more than our force.

Thepeak efficiency of

Thepeak efficiency of knowledge and strategy is to make conflict unnecessary.

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