A teleision set

A teleision set

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

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The great advantage of a hotel is that it's a refuge from home life.

Before youbuild a better

Before youbuild a better mousetrap, make sure you have some mice out there.

Quarrelsend, but

Quarrelsend, but words once spoken never die.

The real great man is the man who makes every man feel great.

The roots of education

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.

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Neverforget the power

Neverforget the power of silence, that massively disconcerting pause which goes onand on and may at last induce an opponent to babble and backtrack nervously.

Those who trust

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Learning is the property of those who fear to do disagreeable things.

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