A teleision set

A teleision set

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

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The louder the talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.

All your fingernails

All your fingernails grow with no convenient speed except broken one.

The hearthas arguments

The hearthas arguments with which the logic of mind is not acquainted.

Nosnowflake in an

Nosnowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.

Nothing would be

Nothing would be done at all if a man waited till he could do it so well that no one could find fault with it

One cannot be precise

One cannot be precise and still be pure.

If we shake hands

If we shake hands with icy fingures, it is because we have burnt them so horribly before.

Nobody everforgets

Nobody everforgets where he buried the hatchet.

Tobelieve in something

Tobelieve in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.

Ittakes time to

Ittakes time to save time.

Nostrength within,

Nostrength within, no respect without.

When trumpt sound today where wood you be! if you die today your JESUS has come! how could you give account of your life if JESUS meet you in your sinful life! repent now tomorrow might too late for you!

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