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A teleision set
A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.
  
Jan, 21 2012     99 chars (1 sms)     1325 views       Quotes

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The Shortest distance
The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.
There's no point
There's no point in arguing with partisan supporters. Their views are their identity.Nothing you can tell the most phlegmatic follower.
All creeds and opinions
All creeds and opinions are nothing but the result of chance and temperament.
Two prisonerswhose cells
Two prisonerswhose cells adjoin communicate with each other by knocking on the wall. Thewall is the thing which separates them but is also their means ofcommunication. It is the same with us and God. Every separation is a link.
Ninety-ninepercent
Ninety-ninepercent of all problems in communications start with misunderstandings whichdevelop as a result of differing viewpoints and conditioning.
He who asks questions
He who asks questions cannot avoid the answers.
God has created the
God has created the world in play.
Most ofour so-
Most ofour so-called reasoning consists in finding arguments for going on believingas we already do.
Treat peopleas if
Treat peopleas if they were what they ought to be and you help them to become what theyare capable of being.
Conflictcan destroy a
Conflictcan destroy a team which hasn't spent time learning to deal with it.
If all those who
If all those who speak would weigh their words, how light air would be!
Patriots always talk
Patriots always talk of dying for their country, and never of killing for their country

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