A teleision set

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

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He is poor indeed

He is poor indeed that can promise nothing.

Everybody is ignorant

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Men of genius

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Pleasant words are

Pleasant words are the food of love.

Learning is the property

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My greenthumb came

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Mensucceed when

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Onemust talk little and

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If you climb up

If you climb up a tree, you must climb down the same tree.

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Peopledo not seem

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The flowers of life

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