A teleision set

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

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Never answer a letter while you are angry.

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Don'tclose the barn door after the horse runs away.

Fourthings come not back: the spoken word, the spent arrow, the past life, and theneglected opportunity.

Negotiatingin the classic diplomatic sense assumes parties are more anxious to agreethan to disagree.

The difficultpart in an argument is not to defend one's opinion, but rather to know it.

Thereare two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone whowon't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go?

Science has achieved more for the emancipation of masses than the wisdom of sages.

A moment's insight is sometimes worth a life's experience

Asingle conversation with a wise man is better than ten years of study.

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