A teleision set

A teleision set

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

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Before youbuild a better

Before youbuild a better mousetrap, make sure you have some mice out there.

It wasimpossible to get a

It wasimpossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

He who asks questions cannot avoid the answers.

Love is an act of

Love is an act of faith and whoever is of little faith is also of little love.

Friendship increases in

Friendship increases in visiting friends, but in visiting them seldom.

A critic is a man

A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car.

I have oftenregretted

I have oftenregretted my speech, never my silence.

Dignity is a matter which

Dignity is a matter which concerns only mankind

Books without the

Books without the knowledge of life are useless.

If an enemyis annoying

If an enemyis annoying you by playing well, consider adopting his strategy.

It'swhen you're

It'swhen you're safe at home that you wish you were having an adventure. When you'rehaving an adventure you wish you were safe at home.

Liberation is not deliverance.

Liberation is not deliverance.

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