A teleision set

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

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Charlie Chaplin said"Life laughs at u when u are unhappy Life smiles at u when u are happy But, Life salutes u when u make others happy"

Bestill when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say whatyou've got to say, and say it hot.

The greatest intelligence is precisely the one that suffers most from its own limitations.

Honesty and Wisdom are such a delightful pastime, at another person's expense !

People who invite trouble always complain when it occurs.

He understands badly who listens badly.

You gotto be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you mightnot get there.

A half-truth won for ourselves is worth more than a whole truth learned from others.

Experience is a hard teacher because SHE gives the test first, the lesson afterwards.

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of cancer cell.

Everything comes gradually and at its appointed hour.

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