A teleision set

A teleision set

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

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Sometimesone pays

Sometimesone pays most for the things one gets for nothing.

All bravery stands upon

All bravery stands upon comparisons.

A roundegg can be

A roundegg can be made square according to how you cut it; words would be harshaccording to how you speak them.

The art of showmanship

The art of showmanship is to give the public what is wants just before it knows what it wants.

Never answer a letter while you are angry.

Men are cruel, but man is kind.

Alwaysforgive your

Alwaysforgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.

If I giveyou an

If I giveyou an egg, and you give me an egg, we will each have one egg.

Aproblem is a chance

Aproblem is a chance for you to do your best.

There is a sweet

There is a sweet joy that comes to us after sorrow.

In oneof our concert grand pianos, 243 taut strings exert a pull of 40,000 poundson an iron frame. It is proof that out of great tension may come great harmony.

If you salute your

If you salute your duty,you need not salute anybody. But if u pollute ur duty, u hav 2 salute every body...." -ABDUL KALAM..

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