A teleision set

A teleision set

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

Jan, 21 2012 99 chars (1 sms) 1170 views Quotes

more Quotes SMS Messages

A man of courage

A man of courage is also full of faith.

Earnest people are

Earnest people are often people who habitually look on the serious side of things that have no serious side

Power doesn't corrupt

Power doesn't corrupt people, people corrupt power.

Past time is only e

Past time is only eviil at a distance.

The man who says

The man who says he's too old to learn new tricks probably always was.

The difficultpart in

The difficultpart in an argument is not to defend one's opinion, but rather to know it.

Alwaysforgive your enemies.

Alwaysforgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.

In God we trust; all others pay cash.

Aclosed mind is

Aclosed mind is like a closed book; just a block of wood.

Cheat me in the price

Cheat me in the price but not in the goods i purchase.

The civilisation of

The civilisation of one epoch becomes the manure of the next.

The talker will l

The talker will lead the dog to the meat market.

Categories April Fool Festival Friendship Funny General Graphical Greeting Jokes Language Love Miss You Naughty Occassions Quotes Seasons Shayari Sorry

hits counter