A teleision set

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

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Civilization has made the peasantry its pack animal.

By being pleasant always and smiling, it takes you nearer to God; Nearer than any prayer.

A good conscience is the best divinity.

Science has achieved more for the emancipation of masses than the wisdom of sages.

A fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of sense to know how to tell a lie.

There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.

Thereis no such thing as absolute value in this world. You can only estimate whata thing is worth to 'you.'

The difficulty of speeches is what you are perpetually poised between the ciche and the indiscretion

Be your own judge and you will be happy.

Hearme, my chiefs! I am tired. My heart is sick and sad. From where the sun nowstands, I will fight no more forever.

Old fools are more foolish than you ones.

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