A teleision set

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

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A manneed never revenge himself; the body of his enemy will be brought to his owndoor.

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

Show me a man who cannot bother to do little things andI'll show you a man who cannot be trusted to do big things.

Do not tell me the problem is a difficult one. If it were not difficult, it would not be a problem

Ourlives are not dependent on whether or not we have conflict. It is what we dowith conflict that makes the difference.

Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and a blind can read.

Power does not corrupt men; fools, however, if they getinto a position of power, corrupt power.

Agrievance is most poignant when almost redressed.

Be still when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say whatyou've got to say, and say it hot.

Badplanning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

Life is progress from want to want, not from enjoyment to enjoyment.

Accomplishmentof purpose is better than making a profit.

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