A teleision set

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

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Many a gem of wisdom have gone unsaid, because someone lacked ability to express it.

The repetition in nature may not be a mere recurrence. It may e a theatrical "encore"

No one is free who does not Lord over himself.

It's the job that's never started as takes longest to finish.

The oldbelieve everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young knoweverything.

Parents these days scarcely bring up children; they finance them.

It isimpossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.

We ownalmost all our knowledge not to those who have agreed but to those who havediffered.

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, Beautiful old people are works of art.

Considerhow hard it is to change yourself and you'll understand what little chanceyou have in trying to change others.

Byblending the breath of the sun and the shade, true harmony comes into theworld.

If you follow me, I may lead you straight to hell, but ifyou trust me, I will lead you back out again.

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