A teleision set

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

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What matter is not to add years to your life but to add life to your years.

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Alwaysforgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.

You gotto be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you mightnot get there.

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Don'tcut off your nose to spite your face.

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Kind words do not cost much. Yet they accomplish much.

We have, I fear, confused power with greatness.

Luck iswhat happens when preparation meets opportunity.

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