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A teleision set
A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.
  
Jan, 21 2012     99 chars (1 sms)     1146 views       Quotes

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Blessed are they
Blessed are they who have nothing to say and who cannot be persuaded to say it.
Makesure you never,
Makesure you never, never argue at night. You just lose a good night's sleep, andyou can't settle anything until morning anyway.
Words should be
Words should be scattered like seeds, no matter how small the seed may be, its it has one found favourable ground, it unfolds its strength.
I love power
I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. Ilove it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords andharmonies.
If your mouth
If your mouth turns into a knife, it will cut off yourlips.
To startblindly with a
To startblindly with a statement is a sign of arrogance and narrow-mindedness, andwill lead to conflict. To start blindly with a question is a sign ofuncertainty and honesty, and will lead to wisdom.
It isgreed to do all the
It isgreed to do all the talking but not to want to listen at all.
The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
Don'twrestle a pig in
Don'twrestle a pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.
The purpose of
The purpose of getting power is to be able to give itaway.
Evil communication corrupt
Evil communication corrupt good manners.
Do not wrong
Do not wrong or hate your neighbor for it is not hethat you wrong but yourself.

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