A teleision set

A teleision set
A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.
  

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Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.
Aclosed mind is like a closed book; just a block of wood.
It is a strange desire, to seek power, and to loseliberty; or to seek power over others, and to lose power over a man's self.
Muchtalking is the cause of danger. Silence is the means of avoiding misfortune.The talkative parrot is shut up in a cage. Other birds, without speech, flyfreely about.
Thego-between wears out a thousand sandals.
The wise man learns more from his enemies than the fool does from his friends.
you cannot build character and courage by taking away man's initiatives and independence.
It'sgood to shut up sometimes.
It's the repetition of affirmations that leads to belief. And once that beliefbecomes a deep conviction, things begin to happen.
One must be fond of people and trust them if one is not tomake a mess of life.
Humality is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it.
Always the dullness of the fool is the whetstone of the wits