A teleision set

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

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Soremarkably perverse is the nature of man that he despises those that court himand admires whoever will not bend before him.

Freedom is not caprice, but room to enlarge

Life is like a mirror. smile at it, and it is charming; frown at it, and it becomes sinister.

Dealwith the faults of others as gently as with your own.

It is long and hard and painful to create life; it is short and easy to steal the life others have made.

A clever person turns great troubles into little ones andlittle ones into none at all.

Speakwhen you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

He whois unable to dance says the yard is stony.

A man without patience is a lamp without oil.

Always the dullness of the fool is the whetstone of the wits

Who can say more than rich praise, that you alone are you?

Thetrouble with talking too fast is you may say something you haven't thought ofyet.

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