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A teleision set
A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.
  
Jan, 21 2012     99 chars (1 sms)     970 views       Quotes

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Duringthe Depression,
Duringthe Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn't have timeto sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressingproblems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.
Aclosed mind is
Aclosed mind is like a closed book; just a block of wood.
Peopledo not seem
Peopledo not seem to talk for the sake of expressing their opinions, but tomaintain an opinion for the sake of talking.
It is a good reader
It is a good reader that makes a good book.
Alexander's last wrds
Alexander's last wrds: Bury my body, dont build any monument. Kip my hand outside,so dat d wrld knws,who won th wrld had noting in hand wen dyin.
An individual without
An individual without information can't takeresponsibility. An individual with information can't help but takeresponsibility.
Speechis human,
Speechis human, silence is divine, yet also brutish and dead; therefore we mustlearn both arts.
A hero is no braver
A hero is no braver than anyone else; he is only brave minutes longer
In oneof our
In oneof our concert grand pianos, 243 taut strings exert a pull of 40,000 poundson an iron frame. It is proof that out of great tension may come great harmony.
It is atrick among the
It is atrick among the dishonest to offer sacrifices that are not needed,or not possible, to avoid making those that are required.
By tryingoften,
By tryingoften, the monkey learns to jump from the tree.
A man is but a
A man is but a product of his thoughts; what he thinks, that he becomes

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