A teleision set

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

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Education is the chief defence of a Nation.

Pessimism, when you get used to it, is just as agreeable as optimism.

A status symbol is an instrument you clash when you want someone to know you are there.

Power can be taken, but not given. The process of thetaking is empowerment in itself.

The Universe is not only queerer that we imagine, it is queered than we can imagine.

My green thumb came only as a result of the mistakes I made while learning tosee things from the plant's point of view.

Words should be scattered like seeds, no matter how small the seed may be, its it has one found favourable ground, it unfolds its strength.

Every generation revolts against its fathers and makes friends with its grandfathers.

Compromiseis never anything but an ignoble truce between the duty of a man and theterror of a coward.

Learning without thought is labour lost,thought without learning is perilous.

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