A teleision set

A teleision set

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

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Since God made us

Since God made us to be originals, why stoop to be a copy?

All is riddle, and the

All is riddle, and the key to a riddle is another riddle.

To rule is not so much a question of the heavy hand as the firm seat.

Remember when feminisit

Remember when feminisit movements were something men gathered on street corners to admire as the girls strolled by

Fools rush in where

Fools rush in where fools have been before.

If youcould kick

If youcould kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

One ofthe best ways to persuade others is with your ears by listening to them.

Old wood best of

Old wood best of burn, old friend to trust and old authors to read.

He whocannot cut

He whocannot cut the bread evenly cannot get on well with people.

Thedeeper the waters

Thedeeper the waters are, the more still they run.

Whenconflict becomes a

Whenconflict becomes a win-lose contest in our minds, we immediately try to win.

Alwaysforgive your

Alwaysforgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.

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