Beware of the chap

Beware of the chap who reminds you that you can't take it with you . he'll try to take it with him.

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Don't wrestlea pig

Don't wrestlea pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

Enthusiasm sees only

Enthusiasm sees only the down payment.

The wise man reads

The wise man reads both books and life itself.

Thoroughnesscharacterizes

Thoroughnesscharacterizes all successful men. Genius is the art of taking infinite pains.All great achievement has been characterized by extreme care, infinitepainstaking, even to the minutest detail.

Now-a-days

Now-a-days women don't hire domestic help-they marry it.

Bring ideas in and

Bring ideas in and treat them royally,for one of them may be the king.

Anyonewho conducts

Anyonewho conducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence,just his memory.

Why don'tyou

Why don'tyou want to do what you know you should do? The reason you don't is thatyou're in conflict with yourself.

Ability is poor men's wealth

To be spiritual is

To be spiritual is not to reject reason but to go beyond it.

Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

The pessimistsees difficulty in

The pessimistsees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees opportunity in everydifficulty.

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