Beware of the chap

Beware of the chap who reminds you that you can't take it with you . he'll try to take it with him.

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Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was tht they escaped teething.

It'snot the plan that is important, it's the planning.

A fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of sense to know how to tell a lie.

A gem is not polished without rubbing, nor is a man perfected without trials.

Effectivecommunication is 20 percent what you know and 80 percent how you feel aboutwhat you know.

Do good to your friend to keep him, and to your enemy to make him your freind.

When aman says that he approves something in principle, it means he hasn't theslightest intention of putting it in practice.

Mandoes not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has to eatthem.

Aclosed mind is like a closed book; just a block of wood.

Standingin the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by thetraffic from both sides.

Sometimesone pays most for the things one gets for nothing.

Encouragement after censure is as the sun after a shower.

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