Beware of the chap

Beware of the chap

Beware of the chap who reminds you that you can't take it with you . he'll try to take it with him.

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Diseases are Tax on the pleasure.

Diseases are Tax on the pleasure.

Honesty is like

Honesty is like an icicle; if once it melts that is theend of it.

Before youbuild a better

Before youbuild a better mousetrap, make sure you have some mice out there.

If you climb up

If you climb up a tree, you must climb down the same tree.

So longas a man

So longas a man is angry he cannot be in the right.

There is no evil

There is no evil in the atoms, only in men's souls.

Slander cannot destroy

Slander cannot destroy an honest man: when the flood recedes the rock is there.

The desire for change is a sign of safety.

Silence, along with

Silence, along with modesty, is a great aid to conversation.

Adam and Eve had

Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was tht they escaped teething.

The wise man learns

The wise man learns more from his enemies than the fool does from his friends.

Arbitrary power is

Arbitrary power is like most other things which are veryhard, very liable to be broken.

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