Honesty and Wisdom

Honesty and Wisdom are such a delightful pastime, at another person's expense !

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Boredom is a vital

Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since atleast half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it.

Long-rangeplanning

Long-rangeplanning works best in the short term.

Mistakes are to Life

Mistakes are to Life what shadows are to Light.

Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

The oldbelieve everything

The oldbelieve everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young knoweverything.

It doesnot do to

It doesnot do to leave a Dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.

Everybody is ignorant

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

A hero is no braver

A hero is no braver than anyone else; he is only brave minutes longer

Personal appearance is

Personal appearance is looking the best you can for the money.

Whendealing with people,

Whendealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic,but creatures of emotion.

The man who

The man who opts for revenge should dig two graves.

A caricature is

A caricature is always ture only for an instant.

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