The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

If you wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, 'You are wrong.' Thismethod works every time.

They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel.

The aimof argument, or of discussion, should not be victory, but progress.

Forbidden fruit can get us into a real jam.

Badplanning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

If youcan make a man laugh, you can make him think and make him like and believeyou.

Thecorrect strategy for Americans negotiating with Japanese or other foreignclients is a Japanese strategy:ask questions. When you think you understand, ask more questions. Carefullyfeel for pressure points.If an impasse is reached, don't pressure. Sugges

If wemanage conflict constructively, we harness its energy for creativity and development.

The Truly free man is one who know how to decline an invitation without giving an excuse.

The onesure way to conciliate a tiger is to allow oneself to be devoured.

I have never been able to conceive how any rational beingcould propose happiness to himself from the exercise of power over others.