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Badplanning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

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Peoplewho can't admit they are part of the problem, will never be part of itssolution.

I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speakthe truth, and they never believe me.

Love arrives on tiptoe and bangs the door when it leaves.

When weblame, we give away our power.

Myinterest is in the future because I'm going to be spending the rest of mylife there.

Few men of action have been able to make a graceful exit at the appropriate time.

Without trust, words become the hollow sound of a woodengong. With trust, words become life itself.

Trust exists; only lies are invented.

Peoplewho are only good with hammers see every problem as a nail.

The rulers must be watched, not the ruled.

Concentration of wealth will never be a problem as long as we have those three great institutions for redistributing it: Taxes, wives, offspring.

Extremiststhink communication means agreeing with them.

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