Badplanning on your

Badplanning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

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Comedy is an escape

Comedy is an escape, not from the truth but from despair; a narrow escape into faith.

Golf is an expensive

Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.

The property

The property of power is to protect.

If you are distressed

If you are distressed by anything external, the pain isnot due to the thing itself but to your own estimate of it; and this you havethe power to revoke at any moment.

If you get to

If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence,try ordering somebody else's dog around.

Wisdom is what

Wisdom is what you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred totalk.

Don't consideryour

Don't consideryour reputation and you may do anything you like.

A state with defective

A state with defective laws will have defective morals.

The highest proof

The highest proof of virtue is to possess boundless powerwithout abusing it.

If you salute your

If you salute your duty,you need not salute anybody. But if u pollute ur duty, u hav 2 salute every body...." -ABDUL KALAM..

In all superstitions

In all superstitions wise men follow fools.

The real great

The real great man is the man who makes every man feel great.

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