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Badplanning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

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Let not thy will

Let not thy will roar, when thy power can but whisper.

Expreince never helps

Expreince never helps us avoid doing something foolish; it merely prevents us from enjoying it.

We gain freedom

We gain freedom when we have paid full price for our right to live.

My Strength is

My Strength is made perfect in weakness

All mankind is divided

All mankind is divided into three classes: those who are immovable; those who are movable; and those who move.

Most of the shadows

Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine.

Onecomes to believe

Onecomes to believe whatever one repeats to oneself sufficiently often, whetherthe statement be true or false. It comes to be dominating thought in one'smind.

Forbidden fruit can

Forbidden fruit can get us into a real jam.

A book, tight shut

A book, tight shut, is but a block of paper.

Whoever is winning

Whoever is winning the race will always seem to be invincible.

Don'tclose the barn

Don'tclose the barn door after the horse runs away.

An adventure is an

An adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is an adventure wrongly considered.

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