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Badplanning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

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It is a strange desire, to seek power, and to loseliberty; or to seek power over others, and to lose power over a man's self.

Silencemay be golden, but can you think of a better way to entertain someone than tolisten to him?

He who hurriescannot walk with dignity.

A bad workman never gets a good tool.

Any man can make mistakes but only an idiot persists in his error.

The greatest prayer is patience.

Neversay more than is necessary.

Stoppingat third base adds no more to the score than striking out.

If you wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, 'You are wrong.' Thismethod works every time.

True,Heaven prohibits certain pleasures; but one can generally negotiate acompromise.

Manners are the hypocrisy of a nation.

Youdon't drown by falling in the water. You drown by staying there. Anonymous Agood deal is a state of mind.

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