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Badplanning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

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Every man has enough power left to carry out that of whichhe is convinced.

To be preparedis half the victory.

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possiblility that the other may be right, though neither believes it.

Personal responsibility

Personal responsibility is too fiscal accountability as lovemaking is to a gynaecological examination

To know the

To know the pains of power, we must go to those who haveit; to know its pleasures, we must go to those who are seeking it.

The deeper the

The deeper the waters are, the more still they run.

When angry, count

When angry, count to ten before you speak; if very angry ahundred.

The ability to laugh

The ability to laugh together is the essence of love.

If you ain't never

If you ain't never pick up the sword,you ain't never have to worry about fallin' on it.

Change meansmovement.

Change meansmovement. Movement means friction. Only in the frictionless vacuum of anonexistent abstract world can movement or change occur without that abrasivefriction of conflict.

Communicationis not only

Communicationis not only the essence of being human, but also a vital property of life.

Anounce of mediation

Anounce of mediation is worth a pound of arbitration and a ton of litigation!

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