Badplanning on your

Badplanning on your

Badplanning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

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Even a dog knows

Even a dog knows the difference between being stumbledover and being kicked.

Conscientious men are,

Conscientious men are, almost everywhere, less encouraged than less to lerated.

Constantrepetition carries

Constantrepetition carries conviction.

Maturityis the capacity

Maturityis the capacity to endure uncertainty.

The warexisting between

The warexisting between the senses and reason.

The measure of a man is what he does with power.

Theability to speak

Theability to speak eloquently is not to be confused with having something tosay.

A book is a mirror;

A book is a mirror; if an ass peers into it, you can't expect an apostle to peer out.

It'sgood to shut

It'sgood to shut up sometimes.

You'vegot to know

You'vegot to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em know, when to walk away, know when to run.

I said to the almond tree, ‘'Friend, speak to me of God,’' and the almond treeblossomed.

Deep-seatedpreferences

Deep-seatedpreferences cannot be argued about.

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