Badplanning on your

Badplanning on your

Badplanning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

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If you ain't never

If you ain't never pick up the sword,you ain't never have to worry about fallin' on it.

Now-a-days women don't hire domestic help-they marry it.

The great despisers

The great despisers are the greater reverers.

A man without a

A man without a smiling face must not open a shop.

The civilisation of

The civilisation of one epoch becomes the manure of the next.

Grantgraciously what you

Grantgraciously what you cannot refuse safely and conciliate those you cannotconquer.

Remember not only

Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficultstill, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

Thegreatest lesson in

Thegreatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.

Bythree methods

Bythree methods we may learn wisdom: first, by reflection, which is noblest;second, imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is thebitterest.

It'snot the will to win,

It'snot the will to win, but the will to prepare to win that makes thedifference.

Some People strengthen

Some People strengthen the society just by being the kind of people they are.

Since God made us

Since God made us to be originals, why stoop to be a copy?

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