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Badplanning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

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Our fear of disaster

Our fear of disasters that may never happen robs us of the courage to meet the ills that do occur

Golf is an expensive

Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.

If you are patient

If you are patient in a moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.

Any man's death

Any man's death diminishes me, because i am involved in mankind; and, therefore, never tend to know for whom the bell tolls. It tolls for thee.

Every age thinks

Every age thinks its battle the most important of all.

Civilization has made the

Civilization has made the peasantry its pack animal.

We'reeyeball to eyeball

We'reeyeball to eyeball and the other fellow just blinked.

Beautifullight is born

Beautifullight is born of darkness, so the faith that springs from conflict is oftenthe strongest and the best.

Almost all of our

Almost all of our relationships begin and most of them continue as forms of mutual exploitation, a mental or physical barter, to be terminated when one or both parties run out of goods.

To teach isto

To teach isto learn twice.

Thereare no secrets.

Thereare no secrets. There is no mystery. There is only common sense.

Superioty and inferiority

Superioty and inferiority are individual, not racial or national.

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