Badplanning on your

Badplanning on your

Badplanning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

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The ruler proclaims

The ruler proclaims the good news himself; he sends the servants out to announce the bad news.

The good rain like

The good rain like a bad preacher, does not know when to leave off.

Itmatters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

I hope our wisdom

I hope our wisdom will grow with our power, and teach us,that the less we use our power the greater it will be.

Even a dog knows

Even a dog knows the difference between being stumbledover and being kicked.

He that is unkind to his own will not be kind to others.

If Ishould ever be

If Ishould ever be captured, I want no negotiation—and if I should request anegotiation from captivity they should consider that a sign of duress.

It is mark of a

It is mark of a good man not to know how to do an injury.

No one was ever really taught by another; each of us has to teach himself.

Angels fly, because

Angels fly, because they take themselves lightly.

The flowers of life

The flowers of life are but illusions. How many fade away and leave no trace; how few yield any fruit and the fruit itself how rarely does it ripen!

If all those who

If all those who speak would weigh their words, how light air would be!

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