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Theproblem with communication is the illusion that is has occurred.

Wecannot always control our thoughts, but we can control our words, andrepetition impresses the subconscious, and we are then master of thesituation.

The more estimable the offender, the greater the torment.

Truepeace is not merely the absence of tension: it is the presence of justice.

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

Youdon't have to worry about being bit if the dog doesn't have any teeth.Success has made failures of many men.

Men of genius are admired, men of wealth are envied, menof power are feared; but only men of character are trusted.

True miracle are created by men when they use the courage and intelligence God has given him

Younever really understand a person until you consider things from his point ofview.

Life cannot go on without much forgetting.

You can't unscramble an egg.

A merefriend will agree with you, but a real friend will argue.

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