Badplanning on your

Badplanning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

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Virtue is more

Virtue is more clearly shown in the performance of fire actions than in the non-preformance of base ones.

There is sweet

There is sweet joy that comes to us that comes to us after sorrow.

Learning without

Learning without thought is labour lost,thought without learning is perilous.

Power is not

Power is not revealed by striking hard or often, but bystriking true.

Thereis all the difference

Thereis all the difference in the world between having something to say and havingto say something.

Men are mortal,

Men are mortal, but ideas are immortal.

Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

Thedeeper the waters

Thedeeper the waters are, the more still they run.

Thego-between wears

Thego-between wears out a thousand sandals.

Ignorancedoesn't kill

Ignorancedoesn't kill you, but it does make you sweat a lot.

Suffer fools gladly,

Suffer fools gladly, they might be right.

Resolvingconflict is

Resolvingconflict is rarely about who is right. It is about acknowledgment andappreciation of differences.

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