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Thereverse side also has a reverse side.

The hand of liberality is stronger than the arm of power.

My greenthumb came only as a result of the mistakes I made while learning to seethings from the plant's point of view.

In God we trust; all others pay cash.

All our rightousnesses are like filthy rags

It'snot hard to make decisions when you know what your values are.

The real great man is the man who makes every man feel great.

Could agreater miracle take place than for us to look through each other’seyes for an instant?

Acreaking door hangs long on its hinges.

Power does not corrupt men; fools, however, if they getinto a position of power, corrupt power.

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. Ilove it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords andharmonies.

If you wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, 'You are wrong.' Thismethod works every time.

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