Badplanning on your

Badplanning on your

Badplanning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

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The wise man reads

The wise man reads both books and life itself.

A newbroom sweeps

A newbroom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows the corners.

Diseases are Tax on the pleasure.

Diseases are Tax on the pleasure.

Poetry is the impish

Poetry is the impish attempt to paint the colour of the wind.

The remedy for weakness is not brooding over weakness, but thinking of strength.

A child is not a

A child is not a vase to be filled, but a fire to be lit.

You'vegot to know

You'vegot to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em know, when to walk away, know when to run.

He that is unkind to his own will not be kind to others.

We mustbe part of the general staff at the inception, rather than the ambulancedrivers at the bitter end.

Thegreatest lesson in

Thegreatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.

Liberation is not deliverance.

Liberation is not deliverance.

To beprepared is half

To beprepared is half the victory.

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