Badplanning on your

Badplanning on your

Badplanning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

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If youare leaning

If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

Being virtuous is

Being virtuous is no feat once temptation ceases.

I liketo listen. I

I liketo listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully. Most peoplenever listen.

The best prophet

The best prophet is common sense, our native wit.

Children are like wet

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression.

Ignoring is not the

Ignoring is not the same thing as being tolerant

It's more shameful

It's more shameful to mistrust one's friends than to be deceived by them.

It'swhen you're

It'swhen you're safe at home that you wish you were having an adventure. When you'rehaving an adventure you wish you were safe at home.

Each time we read

Each time we read, a seed is sown for the future.

Words are like spears

Words are like spears: Once they leave your lips they can never come back.

Status symbols are medals you buy yourself

He whotalks incessantly,

He whotalks incessantly, talks nonsense.

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