Badplanning on your

Badplanning on your

Badplanning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

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Nothing astonishes

Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing.

Nothing lays itself

Nothing lays itself open to the change of exaggeration more than the language of naked truth.

A lie has no leg,

A lie has no leg, but a scandel has wings

Why don'tyou want to do what you know you should do? The reason you don't is thatyou're in conflict with yourself.

He that is unkind to his own will not be kind to others.

Don'tuse a lot where a

Don'tuse a lot where a little will do.

Malicedrinketh its

Malicedrinketh its own poison.

Peopledo not seem

Peopledo not seem to talk for the sake of expressing their opinions, but tomaintain an opinion for the sake of talking.

An expert is a man,

An expert is a man, who dosent has all the answers, but he is sure that if that he is given enough money he can find them.

Night is the blotting

Night is the blotting paper of many sorrows.

Old fools are more foolish than you ones.

Politeness is to human

Politeness is to human nature what warmth is to wax.

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