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Badplanning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

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Laughter is shortest distance between two people.

A life makingmistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doingnothing at all.

The hand of liberality is stronger than the arm of power.

In anyfree society, the conflict between social conformity and individual libertyis permanent, unresolvable, and necessary.

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.

Intelligence is not to make no mistakes, but quickly to see how to make them good.

Frustration is commonly the difference between what you would like to be and what you are willing to become what you would like to be.

A man'sconversation is the mirror of his thoughts.

A man is but a product of his thoughts; what he thinks, that he becomes

Successdepends upon previous preparation, and without such preparation there is sureto be failure.

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