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Years wrinkle the face, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul.

Amarriage without conflicts is almost as inconceivable as a nation without crises.

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.

Distancedoesn't matter. It is only the first step that is difficult.

Well-managed,cooperative conflict contributes to the productivity and innovativeness oforganizations and the competence and well-being of people.

Thesearch for someone to blame is always successful.

It doesnot do to leave a Dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.

A man's real life is that accorded to him in the thoughtd other man by reason of respect or natural love.

Don't wrestlea pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

If you are patient in a moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.

When you are feeling stressed and about to breakdown, just remember: STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards.. it's a piece of cake!

Useful manual labour, intelligently performed is the means per excellence for developing the intellect.

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