Badplanning on your

Badplanning on your

Badplanning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

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The wicked are not always clever, nor are dictators always right.

The onesure way to

The onesure way to conciliate a tiger is to allow oneself to be devoured.

A peace which depends

A peace which depends upon fear is nothing but a suppressed war.

Bekind, for everyone

Bekind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.

It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

Thereward for always

Thereward for always listening when you'd rather be talking is wisdom.

Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone.

If youcould kick

If youcould kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

Mostpeople I ask little from.

Mostpeople I ask little from. I try to give them much, and expect nothing inreturn and I do very well in the bargain.

Truthsprings from

Truthsprings from argument amongst friends.

The liberty of the

The liberty of the individual must be thus far limited: He must not make himself a nuisance to other people.

One of the difficult

One of the difficult things to give away is kindness - is usually returned

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