Badplanning on your

Badplanning on your

Badplanning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

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It's better to light one candle than to curse the darkness.

The majority of

The majority of mankind always has been and always will be composed of imbeciles.

Don'tclose the barn

Don'tclose the barn door after the horse runs away.

A bad workman never gets a good tool.

Every man is wanted;

Every man is wanted; and no man is wanted much.

The strongest is

The strongest is never strong enough to be always, the master, unless he transforms strength into right, and obedience into duty.

All thingsat first appear

All thingsat first appear difficult.

When angry, count

When angry, count to ten before you speak; if very angry ahundred.

Ninety-ninepercent of

Ninety-ninepercent of all problems in communications start with misunderstandings whichdevelop as a result of differing viewpoints and conditioning.

Fourthings come not

Fourthings come not back: the spoken word, the spent arrow, the past life, and theneglected opportunity.

Suspicion begets

Suspicion begets suspicion.

Creation is only the

Creation is only the projection into form of that which already exists.

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