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Enthusiasm sees only the down payment.

Laughteris the shortest distance between two people.

As longas you keep a person down, some part of you has to be down there to hold himdown, so it means you cannot soar as you otherwise might.

I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speakthe truth, and they never believe me.

Extremiststhink communication means agreeing with them.

The hearthas arguments with which the logic of mind is not acquainted.

You can't unscramble an egg.

Aquarrel is like buttermilk: once it's out of the churn, the more you shakeit, the more sour it grows.

If we shake hands with icy fingures, it is because we have burnt them so horribly before.

Quarrelsend, but words once spoken never die.

If wecannot end our differences at least we can make the world safe for diversity.

The Truly free man is one who know how to decline an invitation without giving an excuse.

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