Badplanning on your

Badplanning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

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Nothing astonishes

Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing.

A man'sconversation

A man'sconversation is the mirror of his thoughts.

If you climb

If you climb up a tree, you must climb down the same tree.

The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

The art of showmanship

The art of showmanship is to give the public what is wants just before it knows what it wants.

The last function

The last function of reason is to recognize that there is an infinity of things which surpass it.

In lifeprepare for

In lifeprepare for the hard and all you will encounter will be the required or easy.

Icannot give you

Icannot give you a formula for success, but I can give you the formula forfailure: Try to please everyone.

Whendealing with people,

Whendealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic,but creatures of emotion.

Only few men think

Only few men think, but all have opinions.

It doesnot do

It doesnot do to leave a Dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.

Oppositesattract and

Oppositesattract and then can't stand each other.

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