Badplanning on your

Badplanning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

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Silenceis argument

Silenceis argument carried out by other means.

Do we wish men to

Do we wish men to be virtuous? Then let us begin by making them love their country.

The darkest hour

The darkest hour has only 60 minutes

You gotto be

You gotto be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you mightnot get there.

Whenpeople say women

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Beforeeverything else,

Beforeeverything else, getting ready is the secret to success.

A man'sconversation

A man'sconversation is the mirror of his thoughts.

Bestill when you

Bestill when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say whatyou've got to say, and say it hot.

Itmatters not whether

Itmatters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

If power is for

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