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Don'tclose the barn door after the horse runs away.

The good things of life are not to be had singly, but come to us with a mixture; like a school boy's holiday, with a task affixed to the tail of it.

Encouragement after censure is as the sun after a shower.

Ifyou wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, 'You are wrong.' Thismethod works every time.

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.

A newspaper is not just for reporting the news as it is, but to make people angry enough to do something about it

If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escapea hundred days of sorrow.

Difficultiesare meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong byconflict.

A nation reveals itself not only by the men it honours, the men it remembers.

Unselfishness is more paying,only people have not the patience to practice it.

Youdon't have to worry about being bit if the dog doesn't have any teeth.Success has made failures of many men.

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