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If all those who speak would weigh their words, how light air would be!

In anyfree society, the conflict between social conformity and individual libertyis permanent, unresolvable, and necessary.

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The onesure way to conciliate a tiger is to allow oneself to be devoured.

Ignorancedoesn't kill you, but it does make you sweat a lot.

A good listeneris not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something.

Beholdthe turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out.

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