Ifyou wish to make

Ifyou wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, 'You are wrong.' Thismethod works every time.

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I give myself,sometimes

I give myself,sometimes, admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it.

Hold a true friend

Hold a true friend with both your hands.

There is all the

There is all the difference in the world between having something to say and havingto say something.

A goodplan is like a

A goodplan is like a road map: it shows the final destination and usually the bestway to get there.

Distancedoesn't matter.

Distancedoesn't matter. It is only the first step that is difficult.

The remedy for

The remedy for weakness is not brooding over weakness, but thinking of strength.

Our errors are

Our errors are steps on the way.

The king goes as

The king goes as far as he may, not as far as he could.

Dealwith the faults

Dealwith the faults of others as gently as with your own.

Duringthe Depression,

Duringthe Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn't have timeto sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressingproblems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.

We ownalmost all

We ownalmost all our knowledge not to those who have agreed but to those who havediffered.

No one lies as much as the

No one lies as much as the indignant do.

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