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Ifyou wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, 'You are wrong.' Thismethod works every time.

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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

There are three ways of bearing ills of life: by indifference, by philosophy, and by religion.

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

Light is good in whatever lamp it may burn; even as a rose is beautiful in whatever garden it may bloom.

A perfect method for adding drama to life is to wait untilthe deadline looms large.

He whohurries cannot walk with dignity.

It isdifficult to negotiate where neither will trust.

Fortunatelypsychoanalysis is not the only way to resolve inner conflicts. Life itselfstill remains a very effective therapist.

Consistencyrequires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago.

Science has promised us truth. It has never promised us either peace or happiness.

Nothing is a permanent except change.

It's the job that's never started as takes longest to finish.

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