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Ifyou wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, 'You are wrong.' Thismethod works every time.

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Anempty sack cannot stand up.

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

Happiness is the wondrous

Happiness is the wondrous commodity, the more your give; the more you have.

Almost all four faults

Almost all four faults are more pardonable than the methods we think up to hide them

Acreaking door hangs

Acreaking door hangs long on its hinges.

One cannot be precise

One cannot be precise and still be pure.

Speak whenyou are

Speak whenyou are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

Aperson whose heart

Aperson whose heart is not content is like a snake which tries to swallow anelephant.

Facts do not cease to exist

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.

He whotalks incessantly,

He whotalks incessantly, talks nonsense.

If a man is prodigal,

If a man is prodigal, he cannot be truly generous

Miracles enables us

Miracles enables us to judge of doctrine and doctrine enable us to judge of miracles.

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