Ifyou wish to make

Ifyou wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, 'You are wrong.' Thismethod works every time.

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Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

Angels fly, because

Angels fly, because they take themselves lightly.

Lower your voice

Lower your voice and strengthen your argument.

Speechis human, silence

Speechis human, silence is divine, yet also brutish and dead; therefore we mustlearn both arts.

To do what others

To do what others cannot do is talent. To do what talent cannot do is genius.

It's better to

It's better to light one candle than to curse the darkness.

All the power

All the power that we exercise over others depends on thepower we exercise over ourselves.

It is long and hard

It is long and hard and painful to create life; it is short and easy to steal the life others have made.

You canoutdistance

You canoutdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running insideyou.

A wise man will make more

A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.

It isgreed to do all the

It isgreed to do all the talking but not to want to listen at all.

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