Ifyou wish to make

Ifyou wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, 'You are wrong.' Thismethod works every time.

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Get someone else

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

Necessity truns lion into fox.

Symanpathy is a

Symanpathy is a supporting atmosphere, and in it we unfold easily and well

Don't wrestlea pig

Don't wrestlea pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

When work is pleasure

When work is pleasure, life is joy.

Patriots always talk

Patriots always talk of dying for their country, and never of killing for their country

Bytrying often, the

Bytrying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree.

Thewill to win is

Thewill to win is worthless if you do not have the will to prepare.
Beforeyou build a better mousetrap, make sure you have some mice out there.

Status symbols

Status symbols are medals you buy yourself

They mayforget what

They mayforget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel.

In oneof our

In oneof our concert grand pianos, 243 taut strings exert a pull of 40,000 poundson an iron frame. It is proof that out of great tension may come great harmony.

Democracy is the art of

Democracy is the art of disciplining onself, so that one need not be disciplined by others.

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