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Ifyou wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, 'You are wrong.' Thismethod works every time.

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My Strength is made perfect in weakness

If you ain't never pick up the sword,you ain't never have to worry about fallin' on it.

A good conscience is the best divinity.

Youcan't shake hands with a clenched fist.

If you arepatient in a moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.

The major cause of traffic accidents is that men put into their cars as much ego as petrol.

I know youbelieve you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realizethat what you heard isn't what I meant.

An adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is an adventure wrongly considered.

The compromisewill always be more expensive than either of the suggestions it iscompromising.

Life, Like a child, laughs shaking its rattle of death as it runs.

Comedy is an escape, not from the truth but from despair; a narrow escape into faith.

Power does not corrupt men; fools, however, if they getinto a position of power, corrupt power.

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