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Ifyou wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, 'You are wrong.' Thismethod works every time.

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By despising all that has preceded us, we teach others to despise ourselves.

The king goes as far as he may, not as far as he could.

Remembernot only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficultstill, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

Everything has been thought of before, but the difficulty is to think of it again

Anyonewho conducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence,just his memory.

All that is sometimes needed to make you content with you lot is a bad dream.

A fool shows his annoyance at once, but a prudent man overlooks an insult.

Badplanning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of cancer cell.

Peoplewho are only good with hammers see every problem as a nail.

If you ain'tnever pick up the sword, you ain't never have to worry about fallin' on it.

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