Ifyou wish to make

Ifyou wish to make

Ifyou wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, 'You are wrong.' Thismethod works every time.

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Usesoft words and hard

Usesoft words and hard arguments.

Ifyou are leaning

Ifyou are leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

A foolshows his

A foolshows his annoyance at once, but a prudent man overlooks an insult.

Everytime we read,

Everytime we read, a seed is sown for the future.

Buying ischeaper

Buying ischeaper than asking.

You'vegot to know

You'vegot to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em know, when to walk away, know when to run.

Oppositesattract and

Oppositesattract and then can't stand each other.

A woman can say

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon.

All your fingernails

All your fingernails grow with no convenient speed except broken one.

The Older I get

The Older I get, the more I judge people by their character and not by their ideas.

Everybody thinks of

Everybody thinks of changing humanity and nobody thinks of changing himself.

Always the dullness

Always the dullness of the fool is the whetstone of the wits

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