Ifanyone is not willing to accept your point of view, try to see his point of view.

Misfortuneis not that which can be avoided, but that which cannot.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

Somepeople reach the top of the ladder only to find it is leaning against thewrong wall.

Thepeople to fear are not those who disagree with you, but those who disagreewith you and are too cowardly to let you know.

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

Wisdom is what you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred totalk.

A large ocean liner was headed across the Atlantic fromPortsmouth to New York. As it neared its destination at night, a lookout onthe wing of the bridge reported, ‘Light, bearing on the starboardbow.’‘Is it steady or moving astern?’ the captain called out

Nothing has happend to you unless you make much of it.

The great advantage of a hotel is that it's a refuge from home life.

Nevermistake silence for agreement.

Only hethat has traveled the road knows where the holes are deep.